The Shroom Thread

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GT are my favourite. It's more a a nature, happy buzz


I was the same, but then I wouldn't get much of a chance to do mushrooms as it's been so long since we went camping.

Come to think of it, it's been a couple of years since I did mushrooms.
You sound like me as GT was also my fave, and is the perfect "in nature" vibe shroom. Nothing wrong with them, nice chilled vibe.

Can't say the same for NSS, they are ****. Too angry.

Anyway, now try APE and you'll see that GT is now a 5 and Albino Penis Envy is a solid 10 for (take your pic, body feel, emotion feel, visual feel), honestly its in another galaxy, and not in a scary way, in fact it was 100 times less scary than GT and NSS combined, but at the same time bending you on your ear while you enjoy the experience.

Don't know how else to describe it other than I've just send a text to my shroom guy and advised him to not bother with GT/NSS and just do APE, just be a little cheaper as apparently its harder to grow so is more expensive.

****, apologies, I've got verbal diarrhea, because I was focussing so hard on this message that the music has stopped (for some weird unknown reason - but don't worry, I can fix it as there are no shrroms today, if there was then you wouldn't know because I wouldn't be able to type.
 
Anyway, I forgot to mention the lessons I learnt from the first time (when I buried the sunnies) was to never run out of music ever!

So now I have do a playlist that is longer than my arm, like it will go for days if need be.

If the music didn't stop, I would still have my trusty bolles. They were the best, they fit my face like nothing else, and they were sturdy, like fly off the top of my head while on the back on the back of a bakkie sturdy.

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Such emotional damage from this that I've never worn sunnies since:

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Try this one on for size...


Yes, but I need 7 hours not 7 minutes, this reminds me of.... damn my dementia is kicking in again, oh yes, infected mushroom, I think I've lost that cd too over the years.

You see, I appreciate all types of doef doef, what was that genre called that came and went, "fidget", but not that, I feel there was another one that came and went like dream music?
 
@wingnut771 do you not agree that this is one of the top bangers of the 90's?

Infected Mushroom was my go to road trip driving music, well, that and Speed Garage.

I can't discriminate. For me, the whole of the 90's was a banger.

So much so that 18 year olds of today are still banging to it.
 
Anyway, just to recap:

tldr version:

If you have slippers (or whatever that keeps your feet warm)
A couch
A blanket
Your fave banging tunes, at least 12 hour playlist (taking no chances but after about 4 hours you'll start winding down).

My scenario is as the sun is going down, chow the 1.5g of those thick bastard beuties of APE, don't **** around with trying to do this or that to get past the shitty taste. No matter what you do it still tastes ****. What I find that works for me is to just chew one at a time as slowly as you you're comfortable.

Once that's down the hatch, then have a light meal (they say empty stomach which technically we have fullfilled), I recommend a Spar frozen cottage pie meal, which is restreaks ahead in quality and quanity compared to that Dr oke one.

Now you're fed, drink a huge glass of water. Now you're set.

Just do what you normally do and don't wait for it, but have your **** ready to go with one click, and I'm not joking when I say one click, may i suggest you increase the mouse pointer size in windows (I used my laptop via hdmi to TV), YMMV. Point is to make it easy to get to when you can't watch masterchef anymore because the 65" TV isn't big enough anymore, or is it too big :D

Actually, its got nothing to do with the size and everyhting to do with the fact that youre just not into their kak at that monet in timew because youre ****ing tripping.

Once the music starts, then you're golden.

It acts like a foundation/grounding support, with benefits.

If you have a bad trip after following this plan (ONLY APE!, NOTHING ELSE, AND ONLY 1.5G, order a scale off TA or Temu or somewhere, I had one from back in the day when I used to make my own DMT, ****, that **** is no joke, it was on carteblanche where this one placew made herion addicts that were in rehab would have one hit, anyway af6terwards, the results were 90% success rate (in otherwords heroin withdrawal is better than this) vs the normal 30% follow the science way.

Anyway, I'm rambling now, I think I covered everything.

Any questions, I may be too wasted as I'm trying to set a arbatory longest joll session of 48 hours (totally unplanned, just had to momentum so I went for it for I don't know, I could bat off a whole bunch of kak but I wont), almost there, just got to make it to 6am. My guy just managed to organise 12 more beers, 2 packs of camel and 2 more bags of shnarf.

I'll leave you guys with this banger from the 90's? (too lazy to fact check, @tetrasect?)
 
Yuck


GT are my favourite. It's more a a nature, happy buzz
Psilocybe cyanescens AKA wavy caps, are my favorites. You get them at the edge of the pine forest in winter. Super potent.

I was the same, but then I wouldn't get much of a chance to do mushrooms as it's been so long since we went camping.

Come to think of it, it's been a couple of years since I did mushrooms.
No trance parties that side?
 
Are you on holiday?
Yes, perpetually.

Everyday is a Friday for me. I'm 2 hours away from Sunday morning. Then when I sleep, I'll wake up and its Friday again.

Retrenched out of a 20 year job a few years ago (thanks to the stella work of the ANC on the economy) and now I'm just enjoying the retired life at the age of 40.

I feel like I'm too old to change careers, and I'm a 40ish old white male and that is a big no no these days, just ask Disney.

edit: Are you? Wasn't it around 4am when you posted? What do you think of my advice?
 
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watch out with ape, i was in a similar place at around 1.5g loving each trip (gave a slightly stronger trip than 3g of nss for me) and then i tried 2.5g of ape (had done 5g of gt and nss before). put me in a terrible place with awful hallucinations and an almost manic episode that nothing mattered for a few hours. Have avoided strong trips since as the come up just takes me straight back to the panic mode i found myself in at the peak of the 2.5g ape trip.
 
watch out with ape, i was in a similar place at around 1.5g loving each trip (gave a slightly stronger trip than 3g of nss for me) and then i tried 2.5g of ape (had done 5g of gt and nss before). put me in a terrible place with awful hallucinations and an almost manic episode that nothing mattered for a few hours. Have avoided strong trips since as the come up just takes me straight back to the panic mode i found myself in at the peak of the 2.5g ape trip.
Noted, will stick to 1.5g.

Just to confirm? You had your slippers on, a blanket on the couch and 6 hours of Miss Monique queued up?
 
I just purchased some and am waiting for the right day. I am easily affected, so will do under 1g as a first one. They recommended I get a trip stopper to go with it for the possible anxiety.
 
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