Things that irritate you.....

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satanboy

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People that sing aloud in the office, while wearing earphones. RETARDED!!
 

akescpt

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mybb dstv articles that are actually marking surveys... quite the marketing campaign running on here currently...
 

Rouxenator

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People that sing aloud in the office, while wearing earphones. RETARDED!!
We usually ask someone if their headphones are leaking if we can hear what they are listening to. I suggest asking this person if it is them or their headphones that is leaking.
 

LazyLion

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Give document to person, it has all the contact details at the top including the physical address and email address, they just have to sign it and send it off.
Then they email you the next day asking you who they are supposed to send it to.

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HunterNW

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Got a phone call from a Cape Town number. Sounds like a telemarketer on the other side:
“Morning, can I speak to Mr Nkulu ?”
“Morning, nope, I don’t know Mr Nkulu. You have the wrong number.”
“Then who am I speaking to?”
“None of your business. Who are you looking for?”
“I want to speak to Mr Nkulu.”
“Uhm, I just told you I don’t know him and I’m sure you have the wrong number.”
“Then who am I speaking to and where can I get Mr Nkulu?”
“Fckkit lady, I told you twice I don’t know Mr Nkulu and who I am is none of your business.”
“I want to know who I’m speaking to, and how long have you had this number?”
“None of your business, and at least 18 years.”
“Then who am I speaking to?”
“Fck off…….” Put the phone down.
 

LazyLion

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Further to the above... Credit agencies or banks looking for someone and they call you...

"Is Mrs. X there please?
"No, I'm sorry, I don't know anyone by that name, what number did she give you?"
- Hangs up.

Next Day... Same person...

"Is Mrs. X there please?
"No, , I don't know anyone by that name, you already called me yesterday... what number did she give you so that I can tell you if it is right or wrong?"
- Hangs up.

Repeat 5 more times until I eventually block the number.
 

PhireSide

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The fact that after ~6 years in the Gmail app for Android you are still unable to create new Labels to move your mail into
 

SinghDude

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Utd fan's who don't know the difference between trolling , banter and jest !!!!!

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satanboy

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We usually ask someone if their headphones are leaking if we can hear what they are listening to. I suggest asking this person if it is them or their headphones that is leaking.

I have told them over and over to rather hum or mime....(sarcastically). They laugh and the next day all over again.
 

Willie Trombone

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I have told them over and over to rather hum or mime....(sarcastically). They laugh and the next day all over again.

Just pretend you're trying to talk to them - move your lips but don't say anything... they will have to lift the ear piece to hear you, then ask them the time or something arb... rinse, repeat.
 

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Episode 2 of grand tour.

That was bloody terrible. Like when schuster movies went bad.

What exactly was expected? Top Gear was already getting long in tooth, so the BBC canning it with JC and the crew was probably not the catastrophe everyone thought it would be.
 

PhireSide

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People who drag their feet across the floors instead of lifting them up and placing one foot in front of the other one like normal human beings
 

thestaggy

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Utd fan's who don't know the difference between trolling , banter and jest !!!!!

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Bruh, I'm a United fan and can't believe we have to have a ''safe space'' for football banter. A footy fan that can't handle a bit of niggle on their own turf is following the wrong sport.
 

thestaggy

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Staff with a ''f*** you'' attitude to their work. Three disciplinary meetings to start my day.

Can't wait for the end of the year.
 
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