Things that irritate you.....

[Agent_Smith]

Excessively loud sneezers...

 

[PhireSide]

Excessively loud sneezers...

You'd hate me then. I sneeze so loud I make people's ears ring

 

[R13...]

Bruh, I'm a United fan and can't believe we have to have a ''safe space'' for football banter. A footy fan that can't handle a bit of niggle on their own turf is following the wrong sport.

Safe space was created for Pool fans they tend to be a bit more sensitive than the other teams.

 

[Splinter]

Utd fan's who don't know the difference between trolling , banter and jest !!!!!

:twisted:

Liverpool fans who don't seem to understand why a banter thread was created

 

[Rouxenator]

People placing orders on BidOrBuy and then thinking they can cancel it. Now I have to wait a week to file an SNC and I lost the priority listing fee I paid.

 

[HavocXphere]

Account managers with questionable people skills.

Move 10k into a brokerage account...get a phone from the dude introducing him & asking me if thats a "test amount". It is yes, but what if it hadn't been? Then you just insulted your brand new customer...

 

[Bulldog_imported]

People who stand in the middle of an escalator, pick a side FFS

I got a rude reminder from an old Japanese Aunty shoving her umbrella up my azz in Tokyo, apparently the etiquette is to stand to the left so others can pass.

 

[satanboy]

I got a rude reminder from an old Japanese Aunty shoving her umbrella up my azz in Tokyo, apparently the etiquette is to stand to the left so others can pass.

and you didn't know this?

 

[Hamish McPanji]

I got a rude reminder from an old Japanese Aunty shoving her umbrella up my azz in Tokyo, apparently the etiquette is to stand to the left so others can pass.

The real question is.....did it irritate you, or turn you on?!!

 

[PhireSide]

Heat

 

[HavocXphere]

People who stand in the middle of an escalator, pick a side FFS

God help you if its London and you pick the left.

 

[Bulldog_imported]

The real question is.....did it irritate you, or turn you on?!!

It irritated me because I wasn't au faith with the concept at the time

What turned me on was the business card left on my pillow when I got back to the hotel... "Massage for relaxation" - I called and 45 minutes later a 250 year old granny pitched at my hotel room to massage me.

 

[Hamish McPanji]

It irritated me because I wasn't au faith with the concept at the time

What turned me on was the business card left on my pillow when I got back to the hotel... "Massage for relaxation" - I called and 45 minutes later a 250 year old granny pitched at my hotel room to massage me.

Did you tap it?

Oh...sorry, mistook you for Pitbull

 

[Bulldog_imported]

Did you tap it?

Oh...sorry, mistook you for Pitbull

I didn't get close, she had me somewhere between the Heimlich manouvre and a Jiujitsu stretch your arm until it pops out the joints thingy.

Great massage though.

 

[pinball wizard]

I got a rude reminder from an old Japanese Aunty shoving her umbrella up my azz in Tokyo, apparently the etiquette is to stand to the left so others can pass.

Keep left pass right? Should be second nature to a saffa?

 

[Genisys]

Keep left pass right? Should be second nature to a saffa?

Nah, we pass left here and keep right.

 

[pinball wizard]

Nah, we pass left here and keep right.

Only recently bro.

 

[HavocXphere]

Postage.

Paid 8 pounds to ship 5 pounds worth of sweets.

 

[saor]

The response to every girl noob in the welcomes thread.
I know you're just trying to be funny and harmless but really? Wait till they've got a few posts before acting like it's just 14 y/o guys here.

 

[Ninja'd]

This chick coming on to me out of the f**king blue on whatsapp after we hung out on Saturday with a couple of friends. Normally I'd be on that but she has a boyfriend which is kind of a dealbreaker but later on in the night she gets picked up by another guy who is not her boyfriend.

Starts sending me messages last night and wants me to reply immediately to all.