Things that irritate you.....

[satanboy]

1. spammers
2. missing moderators

 

[satanboy]

People that think a house should always cost more than an apartment.

 

[faniebraai]

Dammit. Turns out to be tick fever. Antibiotics for me and no more cycling this holiday.

Can it get any kaker?

Yes. Having tick bite fever ad forced to ride a bicycle. As if riding a bicycle isn't *** enough...

 

[HavocXphere]

Mozzie infiltrated my Mozzie net.

This calls for a moat and napalm

 

[Hamish McPanji]

Mozzie infiltrated my Mozzie net.

This calls for a moat and napalm

Bzzzzzzzz....../swipe, 10 seconds silence
Bzzzzzzzz......./ swipe, 20 seconds silence
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..../slaps self half to death........90 seconds silence. Performs silent celebration and half passes out due to self flaggelation
Bzzzzzz........aw feck!!!!

 

[maumau]

MUSKIETE JAG
A.D. Keet
Jou vabond, wag, ek sal jou kry,
Van jou sal net ‘n bloedkol bly
Hier teen my kamermure.
Deur jou vervloekte gonsery,
Deur jou gebyt en plagery
Kon ek nie slaap vir ure.

Mag ek my voorstel, eer ons skei,
Eer jy die doodslag van my kry -
My naam is van der Merwe.
Muskiet, wees maar nie treurig nie,
Wees ook nie so kieskeurig nie.
Jy moet tog ééndag sterwe.

Verwekker van malaria,
Sing maar jou laaste aria -
Nog een minuut vir grasie.
Al soebat jy nou nòg so lang,
Al sê jy ook: ek is nie bang,
Nooit sien jy weer jou nasie...

Hoe sedig sit hy, o die kreng!
Sy kinders kan maar kranse breng,
Nòu gaan die vabond sterwe.....
Pardoef! Dis mis! daar gaan hy weer!
Maar dóód sal hy, sowaar ek sweer -
My naam is van der Merwe.

 

[genelock]

when you try to get some rubbish into a PnP shopping back but the ****like handles keep falling in

 

[Rouxenator]

It can get bad, rashes that feel like you're on fire, sever headaches, fever and just a general feeling of malaise. I got it about 4 years ago and originally they thought it was meningitis as you also become sensitive to light in some circumstances.
So take the meds, was the bite black?

Yes, black bite which is what led uncle dr to the conclusion. All the symptoms you mention are present now. Dammit this phone hurts my eye.

 

[Lupus]

Yes, black bite which is what led uncle dr to the conclusion. All the symptoms you mention are present now. Dammit this phone hurts my eye.

Crap sorry man. If you've got Aloe get someone to juice it or mince it as that soothed the rash.
Try rest up cause you might get insomnia as well . The worst will be over in a week and the next week will be just a mild itch and headache.
I can't remember which anti inflam worked the best sorry

 

[f2wohf]

Receiving a massive contract to urgently review today.

Sucks when your headquarter is in a country with totally different public holiday.

 

[Rouxenator]

No rash as of yet, feeling a bit better. But can't seem to stay awake for very long. This is almost as bad as that time I had chickenpox. Perfect time of the year

 

[PhireSide]

Been there, done that Roux.

Keep hydrated and away from sunlight if at all possible. Strongs, it's not fun at all!

 

[Ninja'd]

Heat rash. When the f**k does this summer end?

 

[HavocXphere]

Holidays in SA ending.

 

[DarthCat]

conspiracy theorists

 

[Rouxenator]

White trash.

 

[PhireSide]

Vodacom

 

[chrisc]

CT Council are now sending all municipal accounts with the same name "Scan.pdf" instead of the account number. They maintain it is "streamlining" the system

Poor software implementation if you ask me

 

[Ninja'd]

Other than piss off, how else do I reply to "compliments of the season"?

 

[f2wohf]

Other than piss off, how else do I reply to "compliments of the season"?

I just don't.