Things that irritate you.....

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Idling your rainy weekend away, fully appreciating the petrichor in the air only to receive an annoying email from some nebbish tit who totally overuses tmesis. If that's not enough, this distressed fool's email was absolutely littered with lucubrations which lacked any authorative substance. Sure it is easy to slip into ultracrepidarian territory at times but this friend makes too much of a habit of it.

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For a totally different experience use ejaculate:

I don't understand how some people catch stomach bugs or get gippo guts and go on to ejaculate at both ends for a long period of time ... like days.

I never ejaculate at the top end and the times when I have ejaculated from the tail end it was over in 2-3 hours.
 
Fake smiles from strangers are cool. Sincere ones would just be creepy.
 
Fake smiles from strangers are cool. Sincere ones would just be creepy.

The ones where there's a little we know what you did last night type vibe, nudge nudge wink wink
 
People who think that small talk or "social interaction" to just break the silence in places like the kitchen, restroom, lift or anywhere else is needed. It's not. I find it more uncomfortable to start chatting and then stopping than never to start in the first place.
 
Irritates me that I'm coming down from the high of this past weekend's race. Feeling so bummed out and hollow. Even more so because from the hardest part to the end I rode with this awesome girl, it was her first time on the route, my 4th.

Having passed each other a few times in the first half we ended up at a water point together, she asked about the route ahead and I gave her some pointers. Someone said she was the 2nd lady they saw so I remarked jokingly that maybe she will make the podium. She took it as a challenge. From there on we rode together, just that alone made me set a few PRs on sections because together our pace was faster than it would have been solo. She overshot the next water point but I got enough water for both of us, caught up with her again and we forged ahead. At some stage we had to make a pee stop and I have never had a girl pee so fast.

I've never experienced riding like that. Really miss it.

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Misplacing and/or losing my mouse. To add insult to injury, I think my earbuds (Cooler Master, gaming) went through the wash and got ironed. These two items make my working day so much easier. I am immensely crestfallen and lost without them; not to mention the hurt it will cause my pocket to replace them. Ai tog. It is what it is, I suppose :cry:

To update this one, I have located my mouse. Woot!

I put a small reward out there for the wannabe to hand it in. The bait worked. The saving in difference between new mouse and voucher gifted was absolutely worth it :)

Now where are those blithering earbuds :twisted:
 
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