Things that irritate you.....

[bokdrol]

When people put ice in their wine.

+1

 

[bokdrol]

Gum chewers

 

[LaraC]

Gum chewers

Especially if they chew with their mouths open.

 

[bokdrol]

This young guy in the lift with me this morning. Huge smacking slurping noises, constantly churning jaw: I could see his tonsils fgs! Gum chewing makes people look dimwitted.

 

[LaraC]

Sounds like he doesn't have any manners or doesn't know what is acceptable public behaviour.

 

[saor]

Ecstasy makes people look dimwitted.

Ftfy .

 

[Joeboy69]

This young guy in the lift with me this morning. Huge smacking slurping noises, constantly churning jaw: I could see his tonsils fgs! Gum chewing makes people look dimwitted.

An Aus or Biff fielding in the slip cordon

 

[D4N]

Bible and Minion quotes on Facebook

 

[DA-LION-619]

Bible and Minion quotes on Facebook

Banana?

 

[PsYTraNc3]

Telkom...

 

[thestaggy]

User logs ticket.
I email user a request for more info.
3 hours later user emails my manager and me asking why it's not done yet. No info forthcoming.

I know that one all too well.

Or you get one of these phone calls;

Numpty user - There is a problem with the *insert device*
Me - What is it doing or not doing?
Numpty user - It isn't working properly.
Me - Okay, they usually give an error message, what does the error message say?
Numpty user - I didn't check.

 

[Lord Flacko]

Working with fellow employees that can't think.

 

[HunterGR]

All these soccer moms in their fortuners and Jeeps dropping kids off at school in the mornings driving with brights on, fog lights on and every other light they can find turned on.....

 

[Sonic2k]

All these soccer moms in their fortuners and Jeeps dropping kids off at school in the mornings driving with brights on, fog lights on and every other light they can find turned on.....

And driving badly while they are at it... ie tailgating and generally being bullies on the road

 

[Mighty]

People who eat hamburgers with a knife and fork.... :erm:

 

[Necropolis]

Dudes on their knees begging at intersections, at night :wtf:

 

[zizo911]

Piles

 

[dualmeister]

When my wine glass is empty.

 

[Leonidas]

Piles

Either you eat more plant fibre and drink lots of water (like in litres) or you use lube before you go to the toilet.

Piles are caused by the unnecessary stretching and friction of all the muscles around your a-hole.

 

[Creag]

Trucks losing their load across 2 lanes in peak hours of traffic on an exceptionally busy stretch of road.