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Ninja'd

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maumau said:
You're not pregnant? :ROFL:
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Back in November I hooked up with a chick and during that the condom broke. No worries, took it off and used another but only like after a minute. Couple of weeks later my ex messages and said someone saw me with that chick and told her about it. I'm like why the hell do you still have spies scouting me?

She call and is shouting at me that that chick has the hivvies and how the hell I didn't know about it. "Do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know." So that had me f**ked up for a while so I waited just over 3 months to have the test done according the sites I read.

And it's negative.
 
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Ninja'd said:
Back in November I hooked up with a chick and during that the condom broke. No worries, took it off and used another but only like after a minute. Couple of weeks later my ex messages and said someone saw me with that chick and told her about it. I'm like why the hell do you still have spies scouting me?

She call and is shouting at me that that chick has the hivvies and how the hell I didn't know about it. "Do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know." So that had me f**ked up for a while so I waited just over 3 months to have the test done according the sites I read.

And it's negative.
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Get tested again in 3 months, it can take up to 6 months though it depends on the test taken.
 
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Ninja'd said:
Back in November I hooked up with a chick and during that the condom broke. No worries, took it off and used another but only like after a minute. Couple of weeks later my ex messages and said someone saw me with that chick and told her about it. I'm like why the hell do you still have spies scouting me?

She call and is shouting at me that that chick has the hivvies and how the hell I didn't know about it. "Do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know." So that had me f**ked up for a while so I waited just over 3 months to have the test done according the sites I read.

And it's negative.
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Why were we all under the impression that you are of the gay????
 
The_Librarian

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Ninja'd said:
Test came back negative.
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COVID-19? :p

For your part I hope hivvies test stay negative. And how did your ex know about that? She is a stalker for sure...

Runour has it that Nkandla showers can cure hivvies...
 
TribbleZA

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The_Librarian said:
Rather don't. If you're in the window period, what then?
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You have to declare on the card. But you are right - I was joking. If you read the form you have to sign that you are not doing it to get tested. So his blood would not be eligible if he is honest.
 
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TribbleZA said:
You have to declare on the card. But you are right - I was joking. If you read the form you have to sign that you are not doing it to get tested. So his blood would not be eligible if he is honest.
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Makes one wonder what do they do with ineligible blood... do they use it for HIV+ people? :unsure:
 
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