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Must be, she lives in Pretoria.
Oy! Nothing wrong with living there - though I would rather live here.
But they are right about the drivers! Nearly had two crashes today - one a head-on with a truck overtaking a car in my lane. Another one when a bakkie reversed into the middle of the road without looking.
The fact that I stopped in time pleased me immensely.
 
We had a quick bout of rain now. Rain quite heavily for around an hour and now the sun is out again.
 
You're not pregnant? :ROFL:

Back in November I hooked up with a chick and during that the condom broke. No worries, took it off and used another but only like after a minute. Couple of weeks later my ex messages and said someone saw me with that chick and told her about it. I'm like why the hell do you still have spies scouting me?

She call and is shouting at me that that chick has the hivvies and how the hell I didn't know about it. "Do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know." So that had me f**ked up for a while so I waited just over 3 months to have the test done according the sites I read.

And it's negative.
 
Back in November I hooked up with a chick and during that the condom broke. No worries, took it off and used another but only like after a minute. Couple of weeks later my ex messages and said someone saw me with that chick and told her about it. I'm like why the hell do you still have spies scouting me?

She call and is shouting at me that that chick has the hivvies and how the hell I didn't know about it. "Do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know." So that had me f**ked up for a while so I waited just over 3 months to have the test done according the sites I read.

And it's negative.
Get tested again in 3 months, it can take up to 6 months though it depends on the test taken.
 
Back in November I hooked up with a chick and during that the condom broke. No worries, took it off and used another but only like after a minute. Couple of weeks later my ex messages and said someone saw me with that chick and told her about it. I'm like why the hell do you still have spies scouting me?

She call and is shouting at me that that chick has the hivvies and how the hell I didn't know about it. "Do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know." So that had me f**ked up for a while so I waited just over 3 months to have the test done according the sites I read.

And it's negative.
Why were we all under the impression that you are of the gay????
 
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