Things that please you...

Telemarketers with a sense of humour.

T "Hello how are you?"
R "OK, in connection with what is this?"
T "I am calling on behalf of ........ regarding a no obligation quote for life cover"
R "Yeah that won't really be necessary seeing as I am what you would call immortal"
T "Haibo!?"
R "Yes I'm never going to die"
T (laughing) "Yes, you really want to live forever?"
R "That is the plan yes, so far so good"
T (still laughing) "OK, thank you for your time. That is not good news"
R "No it is good news for me, but not good news for your business"
T (still laughing) "OK, have a nice day and a good weekend"
R (hanging up) "Thank you, you too."
 
Rouxenator said:
Telemarketers with a sense of humour.

T "Hello how are you?"
R "OK, in connection with what is this?"
T "I am calling on behalf of ........ regarding a no obligation quote for life cover"
R "Yeah that won't really be necessary seeing as I am what you would call immortal"
T "Haibo!?"
R "Yes I'm never going to die"
T (laughing) "Yes, you really want to live forever?"
R "That is the plan yes, so far so good"
T (still laughing) "OK, thank you for your time. That is not good news"
R "No it is good news for me, but not good news for your business"
T (still laughing) "OK, have a nice day and a good weekend"
R (hanging up) "Thank you, you too."
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//(Makes note of this for the next telemarketer)//
 
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