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Many people may disagree but I love the smell of Deep Heat :love:
 
wabbit16 said:
Many people may disagree but I love the smell of Deep Heat :love:
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Years ago when I was still at school, I would come home from Saturday rugby. Back then, the 2nd XV first aid kit contain pretty much only Deep Heat; it was the universal cure for everything! Bump on the knee? Deep Heat. Dislocated finger? Deep Heat. Leg bone protruding from the skin? Deep Heat. So I would get home covered in the stuff. The problem is is that would drive the family cat insane! She would follow the smell around everywhere. Even closing the door didn't help. She would just sit outside the room meowing to be let in. Cute little thing she was...
 
Deep Heat and Staaldruppels. If it cannot solve your ailment then you are as good as dead anyway.

We also had a 'kit' like that but 99% of the injuries stemmed from applying Deep Heat to testicles, not from applying it to sore muscles or broken bones post-injury :crylaugh:
 
wabbit16 said:
Where can I find the tender application forms?

Asking for a friend.
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nah will actually be a hard slog this assignment, so no gov tenders involved.

Just wasn't expecting any compensation, hence me being pleased.

Ninja'd said:
Aren't you like overseas 90% of the time? :p
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haha this is overseas relative to the overseas place I normally am.
 
That V8 burble :love:

[video=youtube;EAqqVBPnNLs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAqqVBPnNLs[/video]
 
Agent_Smith said:
Years ago when I was still at school, I would come home from Saturday rugby. Back then, the 2nd XV first aid kit contain pretty much only Deep Heat; it was the universal cure for everything! Bump on the knee? Deep Heat. Dislocated finger? Deep Heat. Leg bone protruding from the skin? Deep Heat. So I would get home covered in the stuff. The problem is is that would drive the family cat insane! She would follow the smell around everywhere. Even closing the door didn't help. She would just sit outside the room meowing to be let in. Cute little thing she was...
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I got one better. There was a can of deep heat (spray version) in the office. Colleagues friend rocks up, bit elderly. I don't like him much. Just as I'm about to leave, this oke pulls up his shirt and sprays the can of deep heat on his arm pits. I burst out laughing and walked out of the office.
 
Complained about wifi (was legit unusable) - got upgraded to an exec room + extra perks. :D
 
Did you have to throw a vloermoer to get it?

When you insert the USB right side up the first time around...feels good, man!
 
wabbit16 said:
Did you have to throw a vloermoer to get it?
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Nah not my style.

People tend to take me seriously anyway so I roll with polite requests. Polite works. I asked for help with wifi and ended up in a upgraded suite + extra perks.
 
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