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Obviously not in puny earthling form :twisted:

kang_and_kodos.jpg
 
Google Sheets pulling API data and parsing & filtering it; the conditional formatting that automatically applies a color spectrum to a set of values is also nice.
It's like building an app without really needing to code anything.
 
Finally on tier 4 of ABSA rewards so I can get 6.25% back on my grocery spend. Even on tier 3 I made R470 last month that goes into my unit trust account. It's not a lot, but every bit helps I guess.
 
I love trollin scammers.

GT BANK
11:24 (25 minute gelede)
I real got your reply and want to let you know that bank to bank wire transfer will real cost you $140 to open an bank account with your name here in GT Bank be

Rouxenator
11:30 (19 minute gelede)
aan gtbankings

Thank you, I will pay you the fees combined ($120 + $140), which is a
total of $260 - I will do this in person.

Kindly pay my travel cost of $765 to get to Cotonou (COO) airport. You
can send me that amount via Paypal and I will then arrange the rest.

GT BANK
11:33 (16 minute gelede)
To you receive this by atm card will cost you only $120 ,so when are you send it

Rouxenator
11:35 (14 minute gelede)
OK, that is perfect. I will like to pay it when I am there in Benin. Please send me $765 so that I can buy an airplane ticket to Cotonou and meet with you.

GT BANK
11:39 (10 minute gelede)
send you money from where

Rouxenator
11:41 (7 minute gelede)
I will give you the $120 in person. What is the address you are at? But before that I need you to send me $765 so that I can buy a ticket and travel to you with

GT BANK
11:45 (4 minute gelede)
CALL ME ON PHONE AM BUSY

Rouxenator
11:48 (0 minute gelede)
I would love to, but you see my phone does not have any credit, can
you maybe do me a solid and send me $10 so I can recharge my phone
balance.
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Co-worker just left and she did not lock her workstation. So I searched for dildo and put this massive black one as her wallpaper, and locked the workstation. She'll be back in a weeks time :D
 
Rouxenator said:
Co-worker just left and she did not lock her workstation. So I searched for dildo and put this massive black one as her wallpaper, and locked the workstation. She'll be back in a weeks time :D
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Make *************** her screensaver
Lemonparty dot org
 
Joh, I'm not trying to get fired here. This move was already a bit risky. I'll try to capture the reaction on video.
 
I received payment for a job I did in 2013 for a customer who died 3 months afterwards. The executor did not know what she was doing, muddled everything up, thought she had paid but had not. When I or another creditor phoned, she would scream abuse down the phone and bang down the receiver.

The Master of the Court, after 4 years, appointed an independent executor to handle it. This took 17 months to wind up.
 
The local tavern where I'm watching the rugby at. The owner just came in and kicked out two pregnant chicks, one with whom I'm acquainted with. First time I've seen her in a long while. Meanwhile the other one throws a big hissy fit.

Now I got a half empty Redds next to me with no one to drink it.
 
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