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An influencer claims her holiday has been ruined after paying a Cornish local £50 for directions to a secret beach.
Surrey-based content creator Chardonnay Skye, known online as ChardOnTour, had been searching for somewhere to film on Cornwall’s north coast.
“I was hoping to have a beach to myself to make content, but there were tourists everywhere,” she explained.
After stopping several people on the coast path and asking if they were local, Chardonnay eventually found one.
“I asked him if he knew any secret beaches. He looked around, lowered his voice and whispered, ‘I can, but it’ll cost ya.’”
After handing over £50, she was instructed to take another path and walk for approximately one mile.
“After about 20 minutes, I reached a car park and thought I’d gone too far. I didn’t want to ask anyone where the beach was in case they found it and I didn’t get it to myself.”
Three hours later, as darkness approached, she finally gave in.
 
Oh dear, he's going to be the first to see my d**k pics now. 😁

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@ShaunSA right now...

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Pipelines that dynamically build target tables to ingest data from 3rd party systems across regions which in turn build views and tables with surrogate keys for semantic models.
Nothing new here but always great when you take on a new project and all that’s needed is to populate one table with the new sources and the background magic just happens.
 
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