Tips for a divorcee

[Craig_]

First tip is to always wrap the tip is to use rubber, you don't want to make a kid and sit with that **** in you 50's. Second tip would be to not jack off local forum members, especially not that tall fck with the massive balls.

Last tip would be to get out of the house and find something to keep you busy. Join a gym or a pool club. Something you're good at.

 

[Craig_]

Become a cyclist

And this, whatever you do please just don't do this.

 

[Wut]

Hit the clubs and find a bed warmer, surprisingly easy if you are over 35. Rinse and repeat until you are ready to settle down again.

 

[The_Mowgs]

Just drink daily, most of the day. It will keep you busy

 

[Craig_]

Just drink daily, most of the day. It will keep you busy

That's the worst possible advice to give to an alcoholic. He should in fact stop drinking.

 

[The_Mowgs]

That's the worst possible advice to give to an alcoholic. He should in fact stop drinking.

He asked for tips to keep him busy during the day, not AA advice.

 

[Craig_]

He asked for tips to keep him busy during the day, not AA advice.

Maybe he drinks less nowadays, haven't seen crazy threads from him in a long time.

 

[I.am.Sam]

Just drink daily, most of the day. It will keep you busy

what difference is it from what he is currently doing ?

 

[I.am.Sam]

OP you need friends ...or you need hobbys

start running

start cycling

join a football group

join a hiking group

get a XBox with gamepass

get series

but however if you stay drunk ...none of the above can be done

so get sober 1st

if the pu$$y is getting boring you turning to the other side bro ...now we see why you got divorced as well

 

[wireddreams]

And this, whatever you do please just don't do this.

Why

 

[I.am.Sam]

oh ya get an only fans account

talk to ladies

fall in love

get hurt

repeat process

 

[Herr der Verboten]

Get a man friend. My two man friends, one a borderline alcoholic, got me through.

If you’re in Joburg, I’ll be your man friend.

+man hugs?
+don't streams?

 

[Polymathic]

Try not to make friends with too many divorced guys, things tend to turn into a circle jerk of constant bitching and moaning about ex wives and women in general.

 

[I.am.Sam]

make tiktok videos

drunks are funny

my money dont jiggle jiggle it folds

 

[3WA]

+man hugs?
+don't streams?

Don’t be jealous, this doesn’t affect our bromance.

 

[Tabac]

Find a single group to join. We had the Adams and eve's here. I was the youngest back in the days but still nice to have a braai / go for a dop with other people. And so you also meet new people (And shags)

 

[SHL]

Get a man friend. My two man friends, one a borderline alcoholic, got me through.

If you’re in Joburg, I’ll be your man friend.

Bru, if I was in GP, and your personality is anything that you're portraying on here...I would jack you off daily and twice on a Sunday

That’s pretty much what I was hoping for.

 

[The_Ogre]

Interested in tinkering? Get a hobby like 3d printing etc.

I'm an electronics junky. Got a bunch of Pi's and MCU's (ESP8266, ESP32, etc) lying around. Thanks for the advice. With all the stress of getting through the divorce in one peace, one tends to lose track of your hobbies.

What happened with your sugarmama who was buying you phones and ****? Or you looking to fill time in between seeing her? Join a gym, good for anyone not just the divorced.

Hence me saying pussy is on call, per se

 

[The_Ogre]

Bang the ex's hotter sister, if she doesn't have one then bang one of her hotter cousin, if she doesn't have one of those then bang one of her least offensive looking friends.

She has one, and I was surprisingly close to doing just that. I'm good friends with her husband though so the guilt would have killed me. Ironically it was a catalyst to my divorce since the wife came across some not so innocent whatsapp convo's between myself and her sister - nothing explicit, more about things she opened up to me about her marriage that she hasn't told anybody else.

 

[chrisc]

Get two dogs that have grown up with each other. Much more than double the fun

My two are an example - brother and sister, 4 years old