Tips for a divorcee

[Thinking]

Over 40: hit the gym and look after yourself. Then you can get some nice distraction at the gym if you fancy that sort of thing. But if you are an introvert, don't get into another relationship. Remember, the one with the most toys when you die is the winner. So make sure you live to 100 with regular floozies in your bed.

 

[Tabac]

True, @HunterNW is grwy af.

And ? You know all the perks i get ? People load my booze in the trolley, in my car, everyone is friendly when you're an old toppie.

 

[Hamster]

Nee man fok. If you going to get a dog get a dog not a hamster. But you're single - why tie yourself down with a responsibility like that? So much easier to get away for the weekend without a rodent to take care of.

I'm not sure if I should take offence or be relieved.

 

[Kornhub]

And ? You know all the perks i get ? People load my booze in the trolley, in my car, everyone is friendly when you're an old toppie.

Are you that old

 

[RonSwanson]

Get two dogs that have grown up with each other. Much more than double the fun

My two are an example - brother and sister, 4 years old

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Some random advice that someone gave me once, was to get a plant. Care for it, and if it's still alive after a year, get a dog. If both are still alive after another year, then you can start dating someone. If not, start over again, get a plant, preferably a cactus.... @derp90

 

[Tabac]

Are you that old

I've been married twice already.

 

[ArmatageShanks]

Try Nyope

 

[ShaunSA]

Just the tip?

Why not buy a guy a beer and blow the whole thing?

 

[Kornhub]

I've been married twice already.

A divorce with a Kudu must be tough

 

[Tabac]

A divorce with a Kudu must be tough

Not as tough than a divorce from a snail with legs.

 

[animal531]

Get two dogs that have grown up with each other. Much more than double the fun

My two are an example - brother and sister, 4 years old

For cats that's 100% true, siblings or close in age are great. But for dogs they can get overly attached and develop issues. It's better to stagger them with like 2 years or so.

 

[3WA]

Second tip would be to not jack off local forum members

Why are you cock-blocking us?

 

[CB40]

First tip is to always wrap the tip is to use rubber, you don't want to make a kid and sit with that **** in you 50's. Second tip would be to not jack off local forum members, especially not that tall fck with the massive balls.

Last tip would be to get out of the house and find something to keep you busy. Join a gym or a pool club. Something you're good at.

Or learn to play bridge with all the old ducks,you're sure to get lucky,but please be gentle with them

 

[flytek]

my 2c... realize that what might have once seemed like the best thing may well pale into insignificance when your next best thing arrives at any time.
I'm on my third long term relationship and am happier than ever.
As said earlier look after yourself, drink substantially less for your own health/sake and look forward to the next great thing in your life.