To find a partner!

agh furk it ...another thread on how to try meet woman

stoner for furk sake ...do you have facebook

cause your nut sack is clearly not big enough to go to some woman and talk

so just go see a girl send her a message ..she replies its jackpot

or get twitter and start tweeting people and messaging them

cause date sites and physical talk is not working for you ...its either that or you gay
 
samr1wp said:
you forgot to add you found your SO there ...and why are you still prownling there lol

and theres alot of single woman in the world ...but why is the question
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Nah... I don't prowl anymore. ;) last time I was on their I had some Nigerian women messaging me :D
 
Don't be cocky, that just sucks
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If you can be cocky and mix it with humour, it's dynamite. If you can't, then I'd still say rather be cocky than nice.
 
AcidRaZor said:
Leave it to a woman to guide you into how to start a relationship based on lies. I know "we all" pretend like the sun shines out of asses and put up this whole show & tell thing in the beginning of any relationship, but after a while you start learning the truth and think to yourself "how would I ever trust this person?"

The falcon is cute, but only after you come clean and say something cute on your first date by confessing how much you wanted to meet her but didn't have the guts to just walk up to her and say hi (btw, THAT works also). This would at least set the entire relationship on the right path after the 1st date already and could give you guys a cute segway into how you met.

Best and ONLY tip I have for you is FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT. Meaning confidence. Drool/ooze confidence. Don't be cocky, that just sucks, but be yourself.... a CONFIDENT yourself.

There isn't a girl (in recent memory, going back to ... what... 2003?) that I have met that I haven't asked straight up "show me your boobs" after meeting/chatting to her for a few days. Hell, sometimes I'll even lead off with (after introductions and pleasantries have been exchanged) "Oh and by the way, you will be showing me your boobs soon"

They react in a few different ways, suffice it to say, boobiesboobiesboobiesboobiesboobiesboobiesboobiesboobiesboobiesboobiesboobiesboobiesboobiesboobies

I fake confidence by not giving a **** if this girl is interested in me or not and it won't really matter WHAT I say because a) I'm myself and I don't pretend to be all PC and **** and b) If she doesn't like it then I don't want to be with someone who can't accept me for who I am and the way I talk/ask for things.

It's a great ice breaker after the "hi how are you what is your name great weather huh" and it takes the edge off, because you can be all creepy about it, funny about it or confident about it (confident works more than funny/creepy FYI)

AAANYWAY

**** all the advice and chat up lines anyone gives you. FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT (even if your heart is pumping inside your ears and you can barely hear what she has to say over your own damn fear)
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This man got it mostly right! Except the boobs part, might be a bit too direct. Other than that, +1 on this.
 
AcidRaZor said:
There isn't a girl (in recent memory, going back to ... what... 2003?) that I have met that I haven't asked straight up "show me your boobs" after meeting/chatting to her for a few days. Hell, sometimes I'll even lead off with (after introductions and pleasantries have been exchanged) "Oh and by the way, you will be showing me your boobs soon"

They react in a few different ways, suffice it to say, boobiesboobiesboobiesboobiesboobiesboobiesboobiesboobiesboobiesboobiesboobiesboobiesboobiesboobies

I fake confidence by not giving a **** if this girl is interested in me or not and it won't really matter WHAT I say because a) I'm myself and I don't pretend to be all PC and **** and b) If she doesn't like it then I don't want to be with someone who can't accept me for who I am and the way I talk/ask for things.
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My.. you are quite the charmer...
 
SharkBait said:
Where is the +1 button. 100% on the spot.

Now, if only I could follow that advice. :o
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You need to start practicing the very basics. TALKING to women. They don't bite (much). Once you can talk to a woman (any woman) and not worry about what kind of impression you're making or getting a hard-on / be nervous. You can take the next step, saying unexpected things. It's hard to come up with an example off the top of my head because it usually flows in with the conversation, but I usually test the waters by taking something she said that MIGHT be ambiguous and put a sexual spin on it, but never really saying the words. She then either picks up on it or doesn't. If she does, you can gauge her reaction and work from that.

I probably DO need to go see a psychiatrist, but that's to work on my depression and lack of desire to do anything. The advice I spew about women and how to talk/date/get them is just basic science and they'll actively protest against it. What a woman says works and what actually works are two very different things.

And like I said, Nicci's advice would be fine if there's a "let me come clean with you, I didn't have a falcon" moment... I also don't agree with moping around because of your lost bird and seeking some kind of "awww poor baby" reaction. A simple "well, this sucks, want to go grab some coffee? I owe you for helping me look" is better and then together with the "cute" explanation that you lied will set you off on a possibility of a REAL relationship instead of one based on lies.

Aqua_lung said:
My.. you are quite the charmer...
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Obviously I was straight to the point. But I don't hesitate to just ask, especially if I know I won't be interested or she might not be either. Thus far my success rate for just being straight forward is 9/10. Sometimes you have to play the long game. The longest it took me to see some boobies (and this is without spending a cent on dates/movies/flowers and crap) was 3 years.
 
zolly said:
If you can be cocky and mix it with humour, it's dynamite. If you can't, then I'd still say rather be cocky than nice.
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That's true, but keeping up a cocky/humor approach throughout a relationship is damn near impossible. Be confident/cute/smart and you're set most of the time. If you want a one-night stand then cocky/humor.

As for the replies re: "being nice". You can still be nice/sweet AND confident. The trick is not to let go of what YOU want and bending to her will ALL the time. "Let's go out dancing on Friday" and let's say you don't feel like it, just go "No, not really in the mood." "Aw pleaseeee". "How about we go play pool instead?" (or whatever, if you don't feel like going out at all, just keep with no and compromise for later in the weekend to go for brunch somewhere nice or whatever YOU feel like doing).

But anyway. Nicci says I'm crazy. Crazy works for me. I like it.
 
All good advice, AcidRaZor, but my problem is, where do you go to talk to a girl? This might seem like a stoopid Q, but for me, it aint.

I don't think it is a good idea to do this at a club. Was at one this past tuesday and the girls get so drunk... :eek:
I was open to the online dating thing, till someone changed my mind about it. :o
Yes, you can always join a club (like a cycling club) but I don't think there is one for gamers. :D
Library...? I don't read at all, so that would be me pretending to be someone I am not.

I am actually fishing for ideas, as I never had to do something like this. It's all new to me. :)
 
SharkBait said:
All good advice, AcidRaZor, but my problem is, where do you go to talk to a girl? This might seem like a stoopid Q, but for me, it aint.

I don't think it is a good idea to do this at a club. Was at one this past tuesday and the girls get so drunk... :eek:
I was open to the online dating thing, till someone changed my mind about it. :o
Yes, you can always join a club (like a cycling club) but I don't think there is one for gamers. :D
Library...? I don't read at all, so that would be me pretending to be someone I am not.

I am actually fishing for ideas, as I never had to do something like this. It's all new to me. :)
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start at your work and the woman around

clubs have the drunkies and malls have the ones who want you to spend money on them

so if you want to pay for sex take the one at the mall and if you want to get aids the one at the clubs would do well

if you want a relationship ask friends ....
 
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