Too Weird !!

Grant

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I think you need to relax. Meet them. You dont have to bonk. You could gain a friend back, but this time without benefits ...... or maybe with, who knows. Maybe the wife wants to do a three some with her husband and you. Who knows. :whistling:

Just be careful....like I said......maybe there is some feelings from his side. He did name his child after you after all.

i'm still not sure how to respond to his email about me not minding about the name thing.
how do i respond:
a) i dont mind, i think it is was a great idea
b) wtf - were you on crack at the time
 

Zewp

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Yah, I don't know. Naming your kid after some guy you ****ed in your 20s sounds a bit weird. It screams of unresolved romantic feelings.

But maybe the other posters are right and you just had a very big impact on his life. How big is your penis? Maybe that will explain it.
 

Batista

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hehe
well, i have no need or desire to wave flags & blow whistles regards my being a fag, but my various misadventures as a wayward homosexual are well documented around these parts ;D

I havnt been here long enough it seems! :D
 

Ockie

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i'm still not sure how to respond to his email about me not minding about the name thing.
how do i respond:
a) i dont mind, i think it is was a great idea
b) wtf - were you on crack at the time

Just "No, I am dont mind and thank you" and then maybe a smiley :)
 

Nick333

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Of course, they might have name the kid Grant for any number of reasons and the dudes just ****ing with you. Or, he didn't name his kid Grant at all and he's just ****ing with you.
 

Spontaneous Interruption

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Grant's dick [size] made the dude find god. He got married & had some kids. Wants to intro Grant to the missus and namesake because well, Grant's dick [size] made the dude find god. Finding god is quite a big event in the lives of those that supposedly have found god.

It's more likely the dude wants to introduce grant to this god he found so that this god can you know... "cure" grant of his gayness or whatever. Makes more sense to me than the dude just wanting to hook up with Grant's [big] dick again. Surely if that was the case he wouldn't be wanting Grant to meet the missus while walking on the beach.
 

Grant

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Of course, they might have name the kid Grant for any number of reasons and the dudes just ****ing with you. Or, he didn't name his kid Grant at all and he's just ****ing with you.

i very very very strongly believe he is telling the truth - i know him well enough to know when he's ****ing about and the manner in which he does it, this is not one of them - although quite frankly, i'd prefer if it were !
 

bokdrol

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(a) He either wants "forgiveness" for his "sins" (a la "My name is Earl") and the drinks on the beachfront may end in a communal prayer or foot-washing ceremony (in which case, dodge) or
(b) He simply forgot that you had a "thing" in the past
 

IzZzy

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Grant's dick [size] made the dude find god. He got married & had some kids. Wants to intro Grant to the missus and namesake because well, Grant's dick [size] made the dude find god. Finding god is quite a big event in the lives of those that supposedly have found god.

It's more likely the dude wants to introduce grant to this god he found so that this god can you know... "cure" grant of his gayness or whatever. Makes more sense to me than the dude just wanting to hook up with Grant's [big] dick again. Surely if that was the case he wouldn't be wanting Grant to meet the missus while walking on the beach.

Occam's razor suggests this is the most likely explanation.
 

thestaggy

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Too weird for me. You name a child after a close friend, sibling or other family member, not in honour of a former lover.
 

TheTwo

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I think it would have been safer if he had just named the kid Dick cos I'm thinking you werent the only one? ;-)
 

MrR

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Maybe this friend is gauging if you're still in the market and is working up the courage to ask you for a 3-way encounter?

Weirder sh## has happened.
 

Replay

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It's weird
It's also weird that he contacts you now that he's married...with now 2 kids nogal

Here's how I would respond...and think about the ramifications if you keep on entertaining his fantasies.

Say...I don't mind, but it's in EVERBODY'S best interest if we don't communicate any further...as you were.

Why?...This will not just stay at emails...you have the power to end this nonsense. If he wants to ruin his marriage, let him do it on his own...or would you like a part in that?
 

IzZzy

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Oh please....he is the mo that was created to rule all the mo's and he can only be undone in a ring of fire! :D

So basically he must eat chilli that day to make his ring on fire ;)
 

Grant

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Grant, you must answer the question! It is of paramount importance if we are to understand the situation properly.

it's clearly an object of immense beauty and desire, the word "majestic" springs to mind :D :D
 
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