Trying anal for first time

so who's going penetrate whom?
 
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My reaction when I saw this thread.

And probably her reaction on Friday.

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As a girl agreed. Doesn't do anything for me at all. G-spot other side dammit. ;)

I have to disagree. Hiding behind this nick for obvious reasons

As a girl, I love anal. I come much faster then just with normal sex. I get what all the hype is about.
 
Using Anal Eaze can be dangerous, as it contains a local anaesthetic, which numbs the area it is used on.
Pain can be an indicator that you are doing something wrong.

Get your girlfriend to clean herself out if she is scared she is going to be "dirty" although for many people that isn't an issue.
Use a good quality lube, that won't dry out and become sticky.
If you have buttplugs, use those to stretch her, starting with the smallest, and progressively moving to the largest.
Alternatively use your well lubed fingers, starting with one. Gently slip it in, and start wiggling it about.
As she loosens, add another finger, until she can comfortably accept at least 3 fingers.
Once she is comfortable with 3 fingers, you can move on to the real thing.
She should be reasonably well lubed at this stage.
Apply lube to yourself, and SLOWLY start insertion. Listen to her, and stop immediately when she experiences any pain.
Wait until she is comfortable with the depth before you slip more in.
Once you are all the way in, give her some time to get used to the feeling. If she is comfortable with it, you can start slowly moving, and take your cues from her as to the speed, depth and any movements you make.

The first time may not be as pleasurable as you would expect, and if you ruin it on the first try, you could put her off anal sex permanently.
Once she accepts that it is fun, and is used to it, it can be a great addition to your playtime.

Keep a wet washcloth handy to discreetly clean up once you are done.

Nobody has time for this.This is a whole ritual! Am i the only one that thinks so?
 
As with anything. . . .doing it for the first time actually requires a little patients. . . .
but once it's done and she is now use to it. . . It becomes just as easy and as pleasurable as normal penertration.

And if she were to stick to a regular diet then you would have no need for the whole enema process.
But if you want to do more then just anal then it is still advisable.

And seriously it does not take that long. . . .Most females would bath and prepare before engaging in any sexual act. . . .(and I would hope you guys do as well). . . .so prep and do all that beforehand, then there is no fuss at all. . . . . .
 
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Dont mix holes. If your one hand has been fiddling with the poop shoot, dont put it anywhere near her vagina. She will get a UTI and it will be uncomfy for a while.

Always leave anal till last, and dont expect anything amazing. Hopefully she is fairly regular and you wont end with skid marks over your johnson.

Takes along time before it actually becomes comfy, and always make sure she is really hot and turned on before going that route. Also make sure you knows your direction :p
 
Nobody has time for this.This is a whole ritual! Am i the only one that thinks so?

lol it isn't. First time you might want it go right blah blah blah, but after a few times it's

1. Get nekkid
2. Lube up
3. Shove it in (slowly still :P)
4. ????
5. PROFIT!
 
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