Turn-offs

[Pooky]

What really turns me off very quickly is when she takes it off for me and I see a penile erection.

 

[MickeyD]

The uncanny ability to wake-up when the TV volume is ridiculously soft while asleep many rooms away...

especially when you want to catch up on your p0rn collection?

What really turns me off very quickly is when she takes it off for me and I see a penile erection.

And it's bigger than your's ????

 

[CAPS LOCK]

pubic forestation

 

[CAPS LOCK]

especially when you want to catch up on your p0rn collection?



And it's bigger than your's ????

No, not porn, that happens together I'm talking about sport, more especially F1 sounds....

 

[Seriously]

Chewing gum

Yes.

There are so many no wonder I missed so many opportunities!

Overweight
Cocky
Bossy


Ek was te vol k@k!

 

[AthenianOwl]

Zero cooking skill
Zero house cleaning skill
self-centered
Has a big mouth (Both literally/figuratively)
Short tempered
Not generous
Extroverted
Overweight
Thin as a stick
Hates Game of Thrones because it contains too much prawn

 

[MickeyD]

even thinking about changing the channel from sport to ANYTHING else!!

 

[Pho3nix]

Big feet isn't something a girl does on purpose..... I'm 1.67m tall - imagine that with a size 4 foot :erm:

What size are you?
Thing is a girl with feet as big as mine is weird. I do hear what you mean.

Things that the girl can control : smoking. Hate it. Spending money on a expensive weave but not having money for parking :erm: ie. being irresponsible.

 

[Pho3nix]

Zero cooking skill
Zero house cleaning skill
self-centered
Has a big mouth (Both literally/figuratively)
Short tempered
Not generous
Extroverted
Overweight
Thin as a stick
Hates Game of Thrones because it contains too much prawn

Your single right?

 

[CAPS LOCK]

Not understanding the concept that sports, mates, braai and beer is one collective noun.

 

[MickeyD]

Your single right?

was thinking the same... she probably does not like his whip collection either!

 

[AthenianOwl]

Your single right?

Ya man It's awesome Try it.

 

[Pooky]

Zero cooking skill
Zero house cleaning skill

Do you have those skills?

 

[googoodoll]

What size are you?
Thing is a girl with feet as big as mine is weird. I do hear what you mean.

Things that the girl can control : smoking. Hate it. Spending money on a expensive weave but not having money for parking :erm: ie. being irresponsible.

6/7 depending...

I'm cheap as hell when it comes to my hair....
Everything really...

 

[chrisc]

Telling me how to drive / "suggesting" a parking spot / warning if a traffic light is about to turn red / commenting about other drivers not acting as she would / leaving the windscreen wipers on when the rain has stopped / running out of petrol and it is my fault / locking the keys in the car

 

[googoodoll]

Zero cooking skill
Zero house cleaning skill
self-centered
Has a big mouth (Both literally/figuratively)
Short tempered
Not generous
Extroverted
Overweight
Thin as a stick
Hates Game of Thrones because it contains too much prawn

hmm sounds pretty much like a good list

 

[Mike Hoxbig]

Telling me how to drive / "suggesting" a parking spot / warning if a traffic light is about to turn red / commenting about other drivers not acting as she would / leaving the windscreen wipers on when the rain has stopped / running out of petrol and it is my fault / locking the keys in the car

Seems like you guys live in your car

 

[Jola]

Asking what the time is when she knows that there is a clock on the oven

/runs

 

[MickeyD]

carrying around a stoep-kakkertjie where she goes!!!

 

[smallearth]

Is negative about their body or their character... its very very very dull to listen to a woman tell you how 'fat' she is when you don't think so. Very big turnoff.