Turn-offs

even thinking about changing the channel from sport to ANYTHING else!!

Thinking about it is not a crime :twisted::p

Smoking and swearing on a woman, very unattractive.
Thinking that getting married means you get to do his thinking for him also very unattractive.
Women that talk over their husbands in company, I want to smack them.
 
I was asking DarkSpectre, not you.

Yes I do have those skills and am very skilled at them.

Eish, don't smack me with your handbag! :p

Thats good, you will make a very good wife.

Can you crochet?
 
No unfortunately not. I don't really like crochet though.

You just failed your application. Next please!

No wait maybe you are in luck, do you ...you know... f2ck, shh softly now!
 
What's with the attack mode in a fun thread :confused: you have an axe to grind with pooky?

You said it,
are you also applying for the "Job"? if so first fill in the application and go stand in the queue, on second though you already failed.

Turn off = arrogance in woman!
 
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Do you have those skills?

Ya manm I'm good at cleaning toilets and stuff but in my opinion women are meant to possess those skills because that's how the world works. It's one of the laws of nature. It's like female cats gotta mate because it's in their nature.
 
Ya man but women are meant to possess those skills because that's how the world works. It's one of the laws of nature. It's like female cats gotta mate because it's in their nature.

Oh dear. I fear you are past reasoning.
 
Ya manm I'm good at cleaning toilets and stuff but in my opinion women are meant to possess those skills because that's how the world works. It's one of the laws of nature. It's like female cats gotta mate because it's in their nature.

I must say I agree... You can't expect to marry a rich man but have nothing to offer in return :p
 
I have got very little to offer an equally poor female teacher. I could purchase 1/4 of a house right now. But then you have't read the Sleep Apnea thread.

I could muster all the charm I can (which is substantial) but it will always be the superficiality of romantic relationships (or at least the start of those) that will stand in my way.

I'm a better husband than many other *******s standing in marriages ATM. Unfortunately I can't prove it and can't (or at least I find it difficult to convince a lady that I ..................................


**** this ... I've got a question to ask ... I've asked this before but I never received a coherent answer.


When should you make the "Move". I know it differs from situation to situation .... but I've been in situations before I'm I'm still ****ing lost.
 
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