Turn-offs

Picard said:
I have got very little to offer an equally poor female teacher. I could purchase 1/4 of a house right now. But then you have't read the Sleep Apnea thread.

I could muster all the charm I can which is substantial but the will always be the superficiality of romantic relationships (or at least the start of those).
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so the turn off is your own lack of finance? :confused:
 
DarkSpectre said:
Ya manm I'm good at cleaning toilets and stuff but in my opinion women are meant to possess those skills because that's how the world works. It's one of the laws of nature. It's like female cats gotta mate because it's in their nature.
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If I were you, I'd keep my toothbrush with me at all times. I suspect the woman you end up with will find another use for it :p
 
D3nz said:
If I were you, I'd keep my toothbrush with me at all times. I suspect the woman you end up with will find another use for it :p
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No-no ... that would be MY use for it.

I haven't watched porn for a number of years to have no benefit to me.

The bandwidth I've consumed should become relevant about now ... which added to my conservative morals equates to a dilemma ... but it isn't.

I'm just an ordinary guy. While I thought that adult actresses added some value to the spice of sexuality ... I now know that this is not true.
 
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Picard said:
I have got very little to offer an equally poor female teacher. I could purchase 1/4 of a house right now. But then you have't read the Sleep Apnea thread.

I could muster all the charm I can which is substantial but the will always be the superficiality of romantic relationships (or at least the start of those).
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My bf and I will have been together for at least 8 years before we will be able to afford getting married. One of my most precious possessions is a coin necklace he found in his garden or somewhere.(ie it was free :D) I also still have the wrapper from the first chocolate he bought me :o oh and one year for Valentines day I cut the two stuffed pink cats off my old slippers and washed them nicely and gave one to each of us :D

What do you mean by superficiality of romantic relationships :erm:

What I always say is if you take away the cars and the children and the holidays and whatever else, you should still have something left. That's whats important... And also being able too cook and clean and sew and knit and feed the chickens...........
 
When they cry during sex
 
googoodoll said:
My bf and I will have been together for at least 8 years before we will be able to afford getting married. One of my most precious possessions is a coin necklace he found in his garden or somewhere.(ie it was free :D) I also still have the wrapper from the first chocolate he bought me :o oh and one year for Valentines day I cut the two stuffed pink cats off my old slippers and washed them nicely and gave one to each of us :D

What do you mean by superficiality of romantic relationships :erm:

What I always say is if you take away the cars and the children and the holidays and whatever else, you should still have something left. That's whats important... And also being able too cook and clean and sew and knit and feed the chickens...........
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You make me want to cry.

Maybe it's because I had 3/4 drinks already.

But still ...

You are one lucky girl. ... No ... your bf is a lucky man.

To understand me completely ... go read the sleep apnea thread in the relationship and health thread.
 
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xeslaro said:
Depends what you offering, which at face value appears inadequate, so no thanks and I rescind any implied application you possibly may have misconstrued ;)
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A pity, I am in need of a cheap fsck tonight, no strings attached! ;)
 
Picard said:
You make me want to cry.

Maybe it's because I had 3/4 drinks already.
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You aren't supposed to cry. You are supposed to be filled with hope - real love does exist!
And so do women who are willing to fulfill their end of the bargain... More or less. Sometimes :p
 
I'm turned off by over-feminine women and lack of intelligence(racism, no knowledge of current affairs).
 
STS said:
I'm turned off by over-feminine women and lack of intelligence(racism, no knowledge of current affairs).
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Be prepared to stay single a long time! a very long time.
 
My list of turn-ons could go on forever though :p
 
Woman who do body building. I'm not talking about a light gym session, I mean full on muscle woman deluxe. Biggest turn off after a woman with a penis.
 
Picard said:
You make me want to cry.

Maybe it's because I had 3/4 drinks already.

But still ...

You are one lucky girl. ... No ... your bf is a lucky man.

To understand me completely ... go read the sleep apnea thread in the relationship and health thread.
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Stop drinking. Just stop it. :mad:

I understand that you are in a very terrible, crappy, bad, horrible situation but drinking and worrying about a girl at this point is not going to help you at all. Yes, it would be nice if you had another half who could help you out but unfortunately you don't have that and you need to focus on whats important right now - which is your health. I don't know how other girls are but seriously, a guy doesn't have to be flipping Jared Leto to be attractive (although I would not mind :love:)... And if a girl doesn't like you the way you are she's not worth spending the rest of your life with. The most insulting thing any man has ever said to me was that I don't want to be his gf because he's fat. No for flips sake it doesn't work like that. You spend time with someone you enjoy spending time with and not because you like looking at their bum :mad: Yes, those things might help but really they mean nothing. I want to know that if I marry someone and something happens and I end up a retard or with half a face, he'll still love me :mad: And if we have to suffer without money we do it together :mad:
 
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