Unexpected pregnancy

[I.am.Sam]

breast milk not so good in coffee

boob doesnt fit in cup ?

 

[Shake&Bake]

boob doesnt fit in cup ?

Refer to:

No one likes sensitive boobs - the wrong kind of sensitive anyway...

 

[mug11]

breast milk not so good in coffee

because it's A cup?

 

[The_Ogre]

because it's A cup?

You'd better STFU and prepare to give us a blow-by-blow account of the conversation later on tonight!

 

[I.am.Sam]

You'd better STFU and prepare to give us a blow-by-blow account of the conversation later on tonight!

why you want him to tell you about the blowjob convo

she is doing it wrong if she can speak

 

[I.am.Sam]

Refer to:

 

[Shake&Bake]

why you want him to tell you about the blowjob convo

she is doing it wrong if she can speak

Or he's just got a small pecker...:twisted:

 

[I.am.Sam]

Or he's just got a small pecker...:twisted:

or that

 

[The_Ogre]

Or he's just got a small pecker...:twisted:

Well she allowed him to mount her twice, so you got to give the oke some credit

 

[Randux]

One can always use the milk (from the boobs) for lube

not only that when I was a kid some tree poison got into my eyes I could not see. My mom rushed me to our neighbour who had a baby she sprayed her boob milked into my eyes, the next day I woke up with my vision and a whole new perspective on life.

 

[Shake&Bake]

Well she allowed him to mount her twice, so you got to give the oke some credit

To quote Chris Rock:

It's not a big deal. I mean, even roaches have kids, right!

Getting laid is not a creditworthy deed

 

[Shake&Bake]

not only that when I was a kid some tree poison got into my eyes I could not see. My mom rushed me to our neighbour who had a baby she sprayed her boob milked into my eyes, the next day I woke up with my vision and a whole new perspective on life.

Kudos to your mom for showing you at a young age that, its not dogs, but boobs that are a man's best friend

 

[The_Ogre]

To quote Chris Rock:



Getting laid is not a creditworthy deed

Touche! , for all we know he could be rich!

 

[Shake&Bake]

Touche! , for all we know he could be rich!

LoL

/reserves comment

 

[The_Ogre]

not only that when I was a kid some tree poison got into my eyes I could not see. My mom rushed me to our neighbour who had a baby she sprayed her boob milked into my eyes, the next day I woke up with my vision and a whole new perspective on life.

I'd have gone back to that motherfscking tree and put poison in my eye every goddamn day!

 

[Randux]

boob doesnt fit in cup ?

not creamy

 

[Shake&Bake]

not creamy

Though breast milk does have more fat content than Mina Moo.

http://kellymom.com/nutrition/milk/milkcalories/

But we'd need DJ... to have really broken it down for us.

 

[Randux]

I'd have gone back to that motherfscking tree and put poison in my eye every goddamn day!

lol it was a whoopie goldberg kinda boob

 

[The_Ogre]

But we'd need DJ... to have really broken it down for us.

PBUH

 

[Shake&Bake]

lol it was a whoopie goldberg kinda boob

Thanks for painting that picture! NOT!