Unexpected pregnancy

[Ninja'd]

Sure it moisture wasn't from moss on the the church building wall?

Pretty sure the bra I unhooked wasn't the church's.

 

[Shake&Bake]

Pretty sure the bra I unhooked wasn't the church's.

Man - you know that church was hot for ya!

 

[marine1]

Nothing better than a squirter

 

[ShaunSA]

Once upon a time.

>Make out with chick in a church yard
>fondles boobs
>reaches down to unzip my pants
>hand feels wet
>looks
>realises Ninja'd Jnr had come to the party early
>Dafuq?

You left out some important bits :erm:

 

[Ninja'd]

And that's how I found out she has a baby.

 

[I.am.Sam]

And that's how I found out she has a baby.

was it that big when you put your hands down there

 

[TelkomUseless]

Follow the posts and you'll see that the wet spot I'm referencing to, is that of the breast milk.

Dammit.. thought you ment other type of squirters!

 

[Shake&Bake]

Dammit.. thought you ment other type of squirters!

I wouldn't waste that - I'd make an attempt to swallow. Or get a mouthfui at least.

EDIT: Or a splashing of the face and licking of the lips.

 

[Nerfherder]

Damn... I can't believe I have been missing this thread.

Its like TK for sex freaks.

 

[The_Ogre]

And that's how I found out she has a baby.

So I guess not traction either

 

[Sensorei]

Nothing better than a squirter

Oh come on. Two squirters!

 

[Pooky]

I have the weirdest boner

 

[Shake&Bake]

I have the weirdest boner

That what she said?

 

[ShaunSA]

I have the weirdest boner

So bodily fluids turn you on after all

 

[I.am.Sam]

I have the weirdest boner

for ninjad ?

 

[Ninja'd]

for ninjad ?

Homey don't play that.

 

[I.am.Sam]

Homey don't play that.

il stop

 

[The_Ogre]

One can always use the milk (from the boobs) for lube

 

[Shake&Bake]

One can always use the milk (from the boobs) for lube

Breast milk curdled around the nether regions?
I'll pass tyvm.

 

[Randux]

breast milk not so good in coffee