It was a measly 200gb... If this ever comes around again, I will be properly prepared!
I knows your pain. This is my story:
I was born into this world many years ago when I turned 1 year old a great spirit visited me he was called Internet-Man (This was before internet) he then told me son, one day the world's digital faith will be in your hands for you will be responsible for.... ( The man died before my eyes unable to finish the sentence ).
Many a moons I walked through life always wondering always searching always trying to figure out what the end of that sentence could be. I walked down the false path trying to understand.
Only when I turned 12 did the dead man's spirit's spirit appear to me, (This was the The Spirit of the Internet-man's Spirit) atlas I was reunited with my companion who abandoned me so many a cold moons back. Breathless, cold and weary I stood in front of him. Now a man compared to our first visit I asked him what was the end to that sentence, refusing to answer I grew angry.
Not knowing that the anger kills him he disappeared leaving me again so cold and so alone. I wondered off into the realms between reality searching for answers searching for my friend whom I chased away.
Many a moons passed again and now a grown human I saw the first Web Africa 50TB deal, jumping on it I started with a 2mb/s line and doing the utmost that bad boy could handle, but internally I was satisfied. During this time when I was down and answer less, that man reappeared, my old friend came back now known as the spirit of the spirit's spirit of Internet-man. He told me I am ready I went down on my knees and asked him what the end of the sentence was, he than began to explain to me that he is in fact the future spirit of an employee at Web Africa and that it will become my duty to download the world in case of Armageddon and that is the reason why Web Africa held the first 50TB thing although he told me somewhere in the celestial space the message was never transferred to the current day web africa people that I was not ready, because the message was not delivered to me.
That is why they then asked other ISP's to help out and provide another round of this madness Open Web then offered and I was on a slightly faster 4mb/s line, but again I was not ready for the message was never delivered to me and hence the universe once again failed to prevent Armageddon.
That is when the spirit spirit spirit told me there will be one last round by Web Africa the true Guardians and I must prepare for mankind ( South Africa ) depends on me.
I the lonesome warrior and Defender of my people rushed to Telkom and went through a tedious battle, Of GOD and mortal to obtain the strongest weapon of ye, For the mighty Telkom adhere to the God's request and presented me with the eternal weapon of the gods bestowing upon me what is now known as the 40Mbps Bad Boy.
I went home sat in a dark room thinking about the journey I walked, my heart broken many times. My body used in the most abnormal ways without consent, bruises and physical signs of my loses were once visible to all.
In this dark room I realized I have to pick myself up and defend my people days after this Web Africa announced the BOSS level.
My Body Was Prepared. For I will become the Internet Archives.