Flight back from Durban. Coming into JHB international still at the time, massive storm over Edenvale, weather is intensely bad, as we start descending the plane just hits an air pocket and starts dropping like a stone. I'm looking out at the wing and it's flexing in ways you'd expect a yoga instructor to know how but never actually try.
The plane makes a sudden bump as if it's hit something and in doing so the whole fuselage sways left and right to the extent that the pilots door burst open and the noise of all the warning alarms and stuff was the only other noise we heard throughout the plane.
The air masks dropped, the pilot seemed to wrangle us out of whatever we were in and we steadied out, the stewardess ran to go close the door between, we all made a sigh of relief until the plane veered sharply to the right and swung back the other way almost as quickly, looking out the window I just saw dark thick black cloud. We recovered, eventually we are stable and continue to circle around the airport and than the news from the pilot we have to divert back to Durban as they cannot take us.
So we fly back to Durban, pilot never takes us above 15 000 feet, as we come into Durban what do we see a massive storm blowing in from the ocean, pilot goes over the intercom and just tells us to brace cause he has to land, we're out of fuel and we have no choice.
He comes in from the ocean somehow managing to keep the plane straight, I am peaking up now instead of bracing, looking out the window, we hit the tarmac, in the window there are just rainy reflections of emergency vehicles chasing the plane as we start aquaplaning on the runway, at one point it felt like the plane was facing the airport instead of the end of the runway. You could hear tyres trying to grip, pilot was trying to slow us down with reverse thrusters by the sounds of it as the engines were screaming.
Plane swings back to normal direction I don't see the terminals anymore and the water does seem to have subsided a bit, the plane comes too a sudden halt as if it got grip again and we started slowing down nicely. We stop finally, outside there are all the emergency vehicles waiting and they've got the stairs to come to the door. We file out, upon checking we were very very close to the end of the runway, just a few meters more and the plane would've hit the end of it.
Quickest I've ever seen pilot and crew go to the bar

, but come to think of it a lot of us did too. Airline arranged a flight back, a lot of the passengers didn't want to fly straight afterwards. I was like hey what's the worst that can happen, I rallied some of the people to get on the new plane, for that I was bumped to business class, sadly for only like a 15 minute flight. But on the way back second time mild turbulence was all we had.
Oddly enough the plane was dead quiet through it all, besides the plane noises and the groans and creaks, maybe some muffled prayers here or there, but not like the movies, no screaming at all.