Where do you fap?

[The_Mowgs]

I used to ****, mainly on my bed, naked but with a towel under my bum otherwise I would leave small marks on the sheet (that ended when I start trimming my ass hair).

But since I got married I dont anymore. Some of you might recall my wife does not appreciate it and randomly "checks".

I do however think its healthy to **** but do it in a safe and responsible manner.

 

[faniebraai]

I used to ****, mainly on my bed, naked but with a towel under my bum otherwise I would leave small marks on the sheet (that ended when I start trimming my ass hair).

But since I got married I dont anymore. Some of you might recall my wife does not appreciate it and randomly "checks".

I do however think its healthy to **** but do it in a safe and responsible manner.

**** = schit??????

 

[Knyro]

**** = schit??????

Well he did say he would leave marks on the sheet.

 

[The_Mowgs]

**** = schit??????

Hahahaahahaha. Masturbeer

 

[biometrics]

beeg.com

 

[Dan C]

does the neighbour know you look at her through the peephole

http://cooking-hacks.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/behind_kitchen_door.1.png

 

[LazyLion]

Around the midriff region....

... oh, sorry... I thought you asked "where am I fat?"

 

[satanboy]

escalator

 

[Dan C]

In front of an indrustrial fan ...

 

[longboy]

Usually on my sisters tits.

 

[bokdrol]

Gosh, with all the women and men apparently fawning over you guys, why would you need to w@nk?

 

[Azbubu]

Can we get a poll up in here possibly? Toilet seat, shower, bed, couch, car, public etc.

I'm so accustomed to doing it while on the toilet it's hard to do it elsewhere. Doing it in the shower takes too long, don't wanna mess the bedsheets, don't want my ass crack on the couch and when I'm on the beach looking at babes all it takes is one small child to cross your line of vision for you to get lynched or arrested.

You mean before/during/after a bowel movement or do you specifically go to the toilet to masturbate?

 

[Krosis]

The tub

 

[airborne]

The tub

The joys of having able bodied seaman floating around with you?

 

[gfmalan]

In front of an indrustrial fan ...

So http://www.bigassfans.com is your happy place? LOL

 

[thestaggy]

Where I've fapped - In bed, at my desk (home and work), in the shower, in the bath, on the toilet (home and work) and that is just this week.

It just depends when the urge strikes.

 

[thestaggy]

Where I've fapped - In bed, at my desk (home and work), in the shower, in the bath, on the toilet (home and work) and that is just this week.

It just depends when the urge strikes.

Also, RBP'd for posting a Friday thread on Thursday.

 

[crackersa]

I don't. fapping will send you to hell.

 

[hellfire]

I used to ****, mainly on my bed, naked but with a towel under my bum otherwise I would leave small marks on the sheet (that ended when I start trimming my ass hair).

But since I got married I dont anymore. Some of you might recall my wife does not appreciate it and randomly "checks".

I do however think its healthy to **** but do it in a safe and responsible manner.

Don't you wipe properly?

 

[skeptic_SA]

I don't. fapping will send you to hell.

We live in South Africa. Hell would be an improvement. Fap brother FAP!