Where do you fap?

[The_Mowgs]

Don't you wipe properly?

Dude if I had to really really wipe clean I would most probably use a entire roll.

Now you can imagine what it does to your bum when its 1 ply, and to your wallet if its 2 ply...

But then I started trimming my hair with a Philips bodygroomer.

Best way to do it is to play a womans make up mirror on the floor facing upwards and then you squat over it.

 

[TofuMofu]

Dude if I had to really really wipe clean I would most probably use a entire roll.

Now you can imagine what it does to your bum when its 1 ply, and to your wallet if its 2 ply...

But then I started trimming my hair with a Philips bodygroomer.

Best way to do it is to play a womans make up mirror on the floor facing upwards and then you squat over it.

You can thank me later

 

[hellfire]

Dude if I had to really really wipe clean I would most probably use a entire roll.

Now you can imagine what it does to your bum when its 1 ply, and to your wallet if its 2 ply...

But then I started trimming my hair with a Philips bodygroomer.

Best way to do it is to play a womans make up mirror on the floor facing upwards and then you squat over it.

Dude.
Firstly, that's horrific.
Secondly, why don't you use wipes?

 

[Emjay]

I used to ****, mainly on my bed, naked but with a towel under my bum otherwise I would leave small marks on the sheet (that ended when I start trimming my ass hair).

But since I got married I dont anymore. Some of you might recall my wife does not appreciate it and randomly "checks".

I do however think its healthy to **** but do it in a safe and responsible manner.

Serious? Does she own a black light? That's hectic and somewhat anal...

 

[Ninja'd]

Some of you might recall my wife does not appreciate it and randomly "checks".

Where's that thread? I was looking for it the other day.

 

[skeptic_SA]

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You can thank me later

No word of a lie. Installed those (with adapters ) at Mantopia and 90% of the guys didnt know what it was for. So the stright guy gets to explain to the gheys the benefits of pre-play anal douching :erm:

 

[TofuMofu]

No word of a lie. Installed those (with adapters ) at Mantopia and 90% of the guys didnt know what it was for. So the stright guy gets to explain to the gheys the benefits of pre-play anal douching :erm:

lol! That sounds awkward.

 

[Ninja'd]

No word of a lie. Installed those (with adapters ) at Mantopia and 90% of the guys didnt know what it was for. So the stright guy gets to explain to the gheys the benefits of pre-play anal douching :erm:

Some people just like getting a Dirty Sanchez, I guess.

 

[The_Mowgs]

Dude.
Firstly, that's horrific.
Secondly, why don't you use wipes?

I was told by a plumber friend that wipes cloggs the sewerage system.

 

[The_Mowgs]

Serious? Does she own a black light? That's hectic and somewhat anal...

Shes does not use a black light.

 

[Pavan]

Shes does not use a black light.

So how does she 'check'?

 

[Borrels]

I don't. fapping will send you to hell.

Is that you Gretha Wiid?

 

[crackersa]

Is that you Gretha Wiid?

90% men fap. The other 10% are lying about it.

 

[TelkomUseless]

90% men fap. The other 10% are lying about it.

agreed. And who cares if we , men, fap? Part of nature..

 

[zizo911]

At work.

 

[Grant]

behind your curtains

 

[Hosehead]

On my shoes

 

[TofuMofu]

On my shoes

The question wasn't "where do you cum?" :erm:

 

[kolaval]

Serious? Does she own a black light? That's hectic and somewhat anal...

You like sleeping on someone else's brown spots?

 

[bromster]