Why Dating Today Is Nearly Impossible

Why buy a cow when there are udders all around begging to be milked?
why buy a cow, if I want to drink Coca cola or Sprite or lemonade,
I get you, but I also get the issue women use to get pregnant and use it to never have to work for 18+ years, and the entire divorce, alimony, court cases, prenup and messy business of having children.
 
Won't be hard to learn though, the average Afrikaans speaker's language is so degraded and anglicised that I found myself spending almost an entire day giggling when I found out that drone/quadcopter in Afrikaans is a "brommeltuig".

When I read an Afrikaans article these days I have to actually sit and focus, or I don't understand a third of it.
broken Dutch is Getting more broken, problem is to me it just sounds like Bad German, another language I struggle with, like Yiddish, that I never learned.

no thanks, sticking with Hebrew and trying very hard to understand broken afrikaans
 
why buy a cow, if I want to drink Coca cola or Sprite or lemonade,
I get you, but I also get the issue women use to get pregnant and use it to never have to work for 18+ years, and the entire divorce, alimony, court cases, prenup and messy business of having children.
If they get pregnant it's your fault. Can't go raw and be surprised
 
I'm sure the ones complaining the loudest about it look like potbelly pigs on a good day. It's funny how the women needs to look a certain way, but the men don't even put a nice shirt on that doesn't show their fat rolls hanging out under it.

Straight women really got the short end of the stick.
she has TaToOs and a piercing....
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I'm sure the ones complaining the loudest about it look like potbelly pigs on a good day. It's funny how the women needs to look a certain way, but the men don't even put a nice shirt on that doesn't show their fat rolls hanging out under it.

Straight women really got the short end of the stick.
No they didn't. They don't have to choose the fatso with another pair of holle hanging out under the front of his t-shirt :ROFL:

They also don't have to look a certain way. Other women tell them that. Even ugly fatties end up with partners.
 
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