Why do ppl do this ?

teams of german & japanese engineers spend vasts amounts of time getting any model of cars as good as possible.
and then come along the "athlone engineers".

exhibit a
a perfectly good and well engineered high performance car, with a strap-on dildo.
looks like an oversized tray table, attached with pop rivets.
have to wonder how much time was spent in a wind tunnel to get the variable aerodynamics right.
maar "dit lyk gevaarlik"
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exhibit b
this is plain pitiful
those wheels vs wheel arches.
a car continually conquered by loose pebbles on the road, driveways, speed humps - basically anything taller than 5mm
maar, "dit lyk gevaarlik"
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Did you see those 2 mybbers who liked the post ? Those are the culprits who damage cars in the name of pimping the ride.
 
teams of german & japanese engineers spend vasts amounts of time getting any model of cars as good as possible.
and then come along the "athlone engineers".

exhibit a
a perfectly good and well engineered high performance car, with a strap-on dildo.
looks like an oversized tray table, attached with pop rivets.
have to wonder how much time was spent in a wind tunnel to get the variable aerodynamics right.
maar "dit lyk gevaarlik"
View attachment 1858059

exhibit b
this is plain pitiful
those wheels vs wheel arches.
a car continually conquered by loose pebbles on the road, driveways, speed humps - basically anything taller than 5mm
maar, "dit lyk gevaarlik"
View attachment 1858061

Because their money, their car.

Germans and Japanese also do stupid things.
 
I think it's great they do this.
I mean it's relatively straight forward why isn't it? They like how it looks, they want to stand out from the crowd, expressing themselves. Or, well, just cos.
Isn't that one of the best things of motoring? It's for everyone, rich, not so rich, you can take your citi golf or s class and just make it a bit of your own - rims, ride, spoilers, filters, exhausts, whatever.
In a world of white Toyotas (I own a white Toyota) and silver Audis, where we all look the same and dress the same, be the guy with an orange, spoilered, lowered, sub woofered C class.
 
My favourite with this type of thing is when the money was spent on extras but then the pain is peeling off or the two doors don’t match in colour.

Or worse you can literally hear the engine misfiring for lack of maintenance …but the wheels are gleaming.
 
I think it's great they do this.
I mean it's relatively straight forward why isn't it? They like how it looks, they want to stand out from the crowd, expressing themselves. Or, well, just cos.
Isn't that one of the best things of motoring? It's for everyone, rich, not so rich, you can take your citi golf or s class and just make it a bit of your own - rims, ride, spoilers, filters, exhausts, whatever.
In a world of white Toyotas (I own a white Toyota) and silver Audis, where we all look the same and dress the same, be the guy with an orange, spoilered, lowered, sub woofered C class.

I’m with you and individualisation is cool.

But then fit a little boot spoiler or colour code something differently or change the wheels if you must.

Fitting a massive wing that likely makes the car slower or handle worse just doesn’t make any sense.

It’s also somewhat hilarious when this is all done on the base model of a car and the cost could have gone into the top spec instead.
 
Fitting a massive wing that likely makes the car slower or handle worse just doesn’t make any sense.
To you and me maybe. In any event why does it have to make sense? Plenty fashion items don't make sense. Pretty shoes that twist your toes and hurt your feet don't make sense.
No-one is going to do something to their car they don't want. They looked at it, said heck yeah, maybe showed a friend or two, that friend said heck yeah, they got it, they're presumably happy. When they hop out their car they look back before walking off, cos they think dang that looks good. Not many of us can say that. Sure other folk will look and laugh, like with anything really. Doesn't need to make sense to anyone else.
Japan this is pretty big - outlandish exhausts, neon lights, weird front splitters.
Those suspension set ups where the car jumps around and can ride on three wheels? Makes no sense but damned if I don't want one. It's motoring, for all shapes and sizes, long may it continue.
 
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