Why I love being a dad

STS

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Conversations with my 3 year old son

Me: I love you son.
Son: Me too.

*Give my son a kiss*
Son: Hey, why did you do that!?!

*Son and I are eating McDonalds*
Son: Dad, look at me, I'm happy!

*Take him out of the shower*
Me: Son, run to mommy so she can dress you
Son: No.
Me: If you don't go you'll get cold
Son: No.
Me: If you go to mommy she'll make you a milkshake and put on a movie for you
Son: No.
Me: If you don't go and get dressed beetles are going to come and bite your totie
*Son runs off*

*Had my teeth pulled out earlier that day, driving home*
Son: Dad, are you angry at the doctor?

*Kid at his creche comes and gives me a hug*
*Son marches over to him with fists on his waist*
Son: Hey, that's MY daddy!

Every day he make me so happy
 
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I thought I was drunk and tearing up for no reason, and then I realised it's Monday and your son is a sweet little boy :)
 

Hosehead

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Enjoy it while it lasts. The warm fuzzy, pink cotton cloud feelings should be treasured before your little darling grows fangs and sprouts horns.
 

STS

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D'awwww.

Be on the lookout for a relationship issues thread on MyBB in twenty years caused by a beetle fetish.

He keeps giving me conflicting messages though. His favourite colour is pink but one night baywatch came on and i changed the channel, and he told me to turn it back to the boobs :erm:
 

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He keeps giving me conflicting messages though. His favourite colour is pink but one night baywatch came on and i changed the channel, and he told me to turn it back to the boobs :erm:

Don't see any conflicting messages?
 

STS

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None what-so-ever. You may have this idea that pink is a girly color.
Kids don't see it that way ... they learn from their parents.

well i haven't taught him it's a girly colour yet :D i want him to express himself any way he wants :)

edit: i am worried about him being teased one day though :erm:
 

Pooky

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well he wants to be the pink power ranger and he picks pink shirts when we go shirt shopping :p

Well Pink is an awesome colour.

When I was younger I painted my room pink.
 

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well he wants to be the pink power ranger and he picks pink shirts when we go shirt shopping :p

Imma see if I can find that Robot Chicken pink power ranger bit. Trust me, it'll change his mind.
 

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:)Such innocence and sweetness.
Enjoy it while it lasts. The warm fuzzy, pink cotton cloud feelings should be treasured before your little darling grows fangs and sprouts horns.
This is true!
 

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well i haven't taught him it's a girly colour yet :D i want him to express himself any way he wants :)

edit: i am worried about him being teased one day though :erm:

He will figure it out for himself. A weird name like poepsie or beesblaas can do more damage because that is something he can only change with great difficulty.
 

STS

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He will figure it out for himself. A weird name like poepsie or beesblaas can do more damage because that is something he can only change with great difficulty.

I'm so defensive over him though, I'm ready to start going full out and be like the dad in Taken with kids that give him a hard time :erm:
 

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I'm so defensive over him though, I'm ready to start going full out and be like the dad in Taken with kids that give him a hard time :erm:

It's natural to feel protective.
Protecting him must be balanced with your boy exploring his world.
 
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