Why I love being a dad

STS

STS

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Conversations with my 3 year old son

Me: I love you son.
Son: Me too.

*Give my son a kiss*
Son: Hey, why did you do that!?!

*Son and I are eating McDonalds*
Son: Dad, look at me, I'm happy!

*Take him out of the shower*
Me: Son, run to mommy so she can dress you
Son: No.
Me: If you don't go you'll get cold
Son: No.
Me: If you go to mommy she'll make you a milkshake and put on a movie for you
Son: No.
Me: If you don't go and get dressed beetles are going to come and bite your totie
*Son runs off*

*Had my teeth pulled out earlier that day, driving home*
Son: Dad, are you angry at the doctor?

*Kid at his creche comes and gives me a hug*
*Son marches over to him with fists on his waist*
Son: Hey, that's MY daddy!

Every day he make me so happy
 
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I thought I was drunk and tearing up for no reason, and then I realised it's Monday and your son is a sweet little boy :)
 
Knyro said:
D'awwww.

Be on the lookout for a relationship issues thread on MyBB in twenty years caused by a beetle fetish.
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He keeps giving me conflicting messages though. His favourite colour is pink but one night baywatch came on and i changed the channel, and he told me to turn it back to the boobs :erm:
 
STS said:
He keeps giving me conflicting messages though. His favourite colour is pink but one night baywatch came on and i changed the channel, and he told me to turn it back to the boobs :erm:
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Don't see any conflicting messages?
 
rubytox said:
None what-so-ever. You may have this idea that pink is a girly color.
Kids don't see it that way ... they learn from their parents.
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well i haven't taught him it's a girly colour yet :D i want him to express himself any way he wants :)

edit: i am worried about him being teased one day though :erm:
 
STS said:
well he wants to be the pink power ranger and he picks pink shirts when we go shirt shopping :p
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Imma see if I can find that Robot Chicken pink power ranger bit. Trust me, it'll change his mind.
 
STS said:
well i haven't taught him it's a girly colour yet :D i want him to express himself any way he wants :)

edit: i am worried about him being teased one day though :erm:
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He will figure it out for himself. A weird name like poepsie or beesblaas can do more damage because that is something he can only change with great difficulty.
 
rubytox said:
He will figure it out for himself. A weird name like poepsie or beesblaas can do more damage because that is something he can only change with great difficulty.
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I'm so defensive over him though, I'm ready to start going full out and be like the dad in Taken with kids that give him a hard time :erm:
 
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