Why straight men should explore their butts

Holy ***** can you please ignore retard Flacko? Each time you respond to him, it just fuels him more....
 
My boyfriend is so big he makes me bleed from my blisters of my inner cheeks. But we use a condom mostly so it should be ok.

I hope my wife doesn't find out.
 
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Lord Flacko said:
Let's get one thing straight, I'm not here to put smiles on people's faces.
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No? Well according to some people, if you do a bit of butt experimentation, you will have a smile on your face.
Go on, give it a try. Lager can gives you "tips"


:p
 
bokdrol said:
if you do a bit of butt experimentation, you will have a smile on your face.
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Anal sex is not for everyone. You even have some gay men that is not into anal. I do think though that if you do it right for your partner then many men can end up enjoying it. Straight or gay.
 
Lord Flacko said:
You're not straight if you're into anal stimulation. Being Gay is fine. Just stop lying to yourself that you're straight.
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this here is thee most faaktapste ding that I've heard this year.

Lordy Lord, please read your post at Grade 2 speed and see if the idiocy in your words becomes clear to you.

My advice to you is to THINK BEFORE YOU TYPE on the internet....
Unfortunately it's too late now....In future you'll be that guy people will question - "Hey LordFalco, are you the guy with that retard straight anal statement? Daaamn, what the hell were you thinkin man?"
 
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As a VERY straight, married with kids, guy, I have been playing with my butthole for a very long time. I get intense pleasure from it and don't see anything wrong with it. I like to see how much pleasure my body can give me. The orgasms are pretty intense if I jerk off and play butt at the same time. I have made my own plugs & toys to experiment with various shapes & sizes.

I have also made a mount with a fleshlight and butt dildo mounted close together. So when I am banging the fleshlight, I rock my pelvis so that I am also banging myself up the butt with the dildo. The resulting orgasms are so intense that I almost pass out.

Go try it...
 
mangasm said:
As a VERY straight, married with kids, guy, I have been playing with my butthole for a very long time. I get intense pleasure from it and don't see anything wrong with it. I like to see how much pleasure my body can give me. The orgasms are pretty intense if I jerk off and play butt at the same time. I have made my own plugs & toys to experiment with various shapes & sizes.

I have also made a mount with a fleshlight and butt dildo mounted close together. So when I am banging the fleshlight, I rock my pelvis so that I am also banging myself up the butt with the dildo. The resulting orgasms are so intense that I almost pass out.

Go try it...
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Pic of your contraption?
 
mangasm said:
I have also made a mount with a fleshlight and butt dildo mounted close together. So when I am banging the fleshlight, I rock my pelvis so that I am also banging myself up the butt with the dildo. The resulting orgasms are so intense that I almost pass out.
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mangasm said:
As a VERY straight, married with kids, guy, I have been playing with my butthole for a very long time. I get intense pleasure from it and don't see anything wrong with it. I like to see how much pleasure my body can give me. The orgasms are pretty intense if I jerk off and play butt at the same time. I have made my own plugs & toys to experiment with various shapes & sizes.

I have also made a mount with a fleshlight and butt dildo mounted close together. So when I am banging the fleshlight, I rock my pelvis so that I am also banging myself up the butt with the dildo. The resulting orgasms are so intense that I almost pass out.

Go try it...
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What the hell? :wtf::D:wtf:
 
I just can't seem to find the right position, so I get the right angle and enough penetration.
Maybe my fingers are just too short... short puffy fingers... ahwell
 
mangasm said:
As a VERY straight, married with kids, guy, I have been playing with my butthole for a very long time. I get intense pleasure from it and don't see anything wrong with it. I like to see how much pleasure my body can give me. The orgasms are pretty intense if I jerk off and play butt at the same time. I have made my own plugs & toys to experiment with various shapes & sizes.

I have also made a mount with a fleshlight and butt dildo mounted close together. So when I am banging the fleshlight, I rock my pelvis so that I am also banging myself up the butt with the dildo. The resulting orgasms are so intense that I almost pass out.

Go try it...
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rofl . Brilliant lol
 
riverdusty said:
I just can't seem to find the right position, so I get the right angle and enough penetration.
Maybe my fingers are just too short... short puffy fingers... ahwell
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Have you tried your middle finger? I suppose some people might have fingers that simply is too short, but the prostate really is not that far in. A sign that you are hitting it is that you might feel like you need to pee when you move over that spot .... or it might feel like when you put your finger in your belly button. It can feel very strange at first, and to be honest, I did not care much for it the first time ... but you just relax, get used to it and then it will feel nice.
 
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