Why straight men should explore their butts

I was just exploring the possibility of enjoyable sensation behind my starfish...***
now Lord Fukko calls me ghey :mad:
 
Are these still too long? I have a rendezvous next week!:sly::D
 

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Lager said:
I was just exploring the possibility of enjoyable sensation behind my starfish...***
now Lord Fukko calls me ghey :mad:
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Lol! Did you take your butt on a date at least? Foreplay, m'dear, foreplay......:p
 
mrs_ant_man said:
Are these still too long? I have a rendezvous next week!:sly::D
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I have never seen a paint job like that. I dig it. The mat finish with the shiny front. Looks cool.

They are a bit long mevrou .... but they are at least smooth with no what you call it? Those little areas on your nails that tends to catch on material if you dont file it smooth? Anyway .... so it should be OK....but be very careful when you are inside him. Concentrate on the angle of your finger. With those nails, you would want to make sure you are rubbing inside him with your finger surface, not with your nail. Do you understand what I am saying .... not sure if I am explaining it nicely.
 
Ockie said:
I have never seen a paint job like that. I dig it. The mat finish with the shiny front. Looks cool.

They are a bit long mevrou .... but they are at least smooth with no what you call it? Those little areas on your nails that tends to catch on material if you dont file it smooth? Anyway .... so it should be OK....but be very careful when you are inside him. Concentrate on the angle of your finger. With those nails, you would want to make sure you are rubbing inside him with your finger surface, not with your nail. Do you understand what I am saying .... not sure if I am explaining it nicely.
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I can only imagine the shyte that would be stuck under those nails /shiver :D

And I mean shyte literally :D
 
Ockie said:
I have never seen a paint job like that. I dig it. The mat finish with the shiny front. Looks cool.

They are a bit long mevrou .... but they are at least smooth with no what you call it? Those little areas on your nails that tends to catch on material if you dont file it smooth? Anyway .... so it should be OK....but be very careful when you are inside him. Concentrate on the angle of your finger. With those nails, you would want to make sure you are rubbing inside him with your finger surface, not with your nail. Do you understand what I am saying .... not sure if I am explaining it nicely.
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Omg! I'm laughing my head off........!!!
Erm......thanks for the tip - well explained. ...and btw, they're as smooth as a baby's bottom, so nothing will catch on anything:D
 
satanboy said:
huge fail

I am laughing at your stupid comments.
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Is that all you have to say or are you testing the waters to see if that little comment will spark some sort of back and forth response ?

Care to dance ?

crackersa said:
Never said you were racist. I was asking a question if you were since you didn't deny being a bigot and a sexist.
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Only narcissists resort to denial. Only your preconception of who I am has clouded your judgement.
 
Lord Flacko said:
Is that all you have to say or are you testing the waters to see if that little comment will spark some sort of back and forth response ?

Care to dance ?



Only narcissists resort to denial. Only your preconception of who I am has clouded your judgement.
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Lol you have been watching to much TV

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