vodacom3g
Vodacom Representative
Dear Forumites,
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral elebration of the winter solstice relaxation period, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make South Africa great. Not to imply that South Africa is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only South Africa in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.
By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason at all.
This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for the wisher her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of it.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent relaxation period greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Happy relaxation period
(Note 1: Standard season wishes amended to ensure Skeptik or others can't play the race - or any other - card on Vodacom!)
Note 2: Reference to the offensive use of the word 'Holiday' removed and replaced by more neutral 'relaxation period' although it is not implied that relaxation of any sort need to occur.
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral elebration of the winter solstice relaxation period, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make South Africa great. Not to imply that South Africa is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only South Africa in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.
By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason at all.
This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for the wisher her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of it.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent relaxation period greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Happy relaxation period
(Note 1: Standard season wishes amended to ensure Skeptik or others can't play the race - or any other - card on Vodacom!)
Note 2: Reference to the offensive use of the word 'Holiday' removed and replaced by more neutral 'relaxation period' although it is not implied that relaxation of any sort need to occur.
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How un-PC of me!!! 
