Women Rape Man

theratman said:
omg thats awesome!!my mate once did the dirty with his 50yr old boss,hes never lived it down...

i have been 'violated' when i was sleeping my a girl or two,but i just feel real dirty...
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lol...The k@kest thing of all is, not the WAKE UP, but to LOOK HER IN THE EYES...after a good session of " you know what " :eek:
 
Robin Hood said:
lol...The k@kest thing of all is, not the WAKE UP, but to LOOK HER IN THE EYES...after a good session of " you know what " :eek:
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i usually kick em out early in the morning so i dont have to sit through the akward morning silence:D
 
Iwojima said:
Rape is such an ugly word when it's female on male...I prefer to call it "suprise sex" :D
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whahahahahahahaha

explain this to me, men have control over our cocks no doubt it

if we not interested we dont get hard

so htf does a frightened man get raped?
 
killadoob said:
whahahahahahahaha

explain this to me, men have control over our cocks no doubt it

if we not interested we dont get hard

so htf does a frightened man get raped?
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We don't have control unless they damn ugly - if they not, MR is coming out to visit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
 
McSack said:
:confused:
I don't understand how this was possible if he wasn't a willing participant.
(think along the lines of trying to stuff a marshmallow into a piggy bank)

Pointing and firing a gun at the dude could only have exacerbated the problem.
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Yea I'm with you ;) Also don't quite understand ...
 
Saying that a woman raped a man is like getting beaten up and then saying that you used your face to beat the hell out of the other guys fists......

If you can understand what i just said then please explain it to me!!
 
so it was that bad!!the worst i had was having two girls staying over at my place and doing the dirty with both of them(not at the same time)without the other know,and then having to drive them home(45min away)in akward silence..needless to say,neither of them were particularly good looking :(
 
theratman said:
so it was that bad!!the worst i had was having two girls staying over at my place and doing the dirty with both of them(not at the same time)without the other know,and then having to drive them home(45min away)in akward silence..needless to say,neither of them were particularly good looking :(
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lolol...BET you were pissed :)
 
I wanna tell you guys THIS story...If admin think its inappropiate, by all means ill understand and please delete...Here goes----->

One day a friend told me that he's going to orginize me this chick...Now i was/still is NOT a woman hunter...too many sh*t im busy with...but anyways...
So this weekend my friend ( he was married though ) invited me to his home for the weekend...no prob...Sunday morning, this woman ( what a BEAUT ) steps into his house. Apparently THIS was the chick he orginized...ok, That night she insisted sleeping over and asked me if i would sleep with her..Whell, no prob sais I...The next morning being Monday, I stood up, thanked them for the weekend and off i went to work...At about 10h00 i went to the pee-crip/grid ( not sure what you guys call it ) had a nice pee, and looked up...Right in front of me there was this mirror, and then i spotted something...( i had a moustage btw). On my moustage, there was this "black thingy" hanging...No idea at the time what it was, i tried pulling it off but it was as hard as hell...After a couple "tries" , off it came ( still not knowing what it was )...I went back to my office, when suddenly the phone rings...Its my friends WIFE..She went off at me MAJOR..." HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO US"..she like screamed...Now me, still dont understand what happened asks her what the prob was..."THE BLODDY SHEETS ( BLANKETS ) ARE FULL OF F'N BLOOD )...Now you can guess what was hanging at my moustage :eek:
 
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