Yet another "I met a Girl" thread!!! :P

Tell her that when you go down on her, you'll tongue-punch her anus as well.
 
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I won't be there long enough to make the coffee trip reasonable! :(

nukefission said:
Go for the next meeting,"By the way I was wondering if you`d like to catch a bite after work or something?"

and yeah it sounds like infatuation...ask her out,I didn`t and now its plaguing me :erm:
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Yeah...I would! but as I said it's a bit difficult with 2-3 other people around! :/
 
Slootvreter said:
Tell her that when you go down on her, you'll tongue-punch her anus as well.
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OP has obviously not has sex before so let me offer him this gem of advise:
Before you go down, ask her which way she wipes her ass
 
Ok, as a girl, let me just step right in and tell you a thing or two. It would appear that you have NO confidence. Man up, and ask her out. She says no, so what, its not the end of the world, laugh, and move right along. Its her loss.
 
Tinuva said:
Aaah the "what if...?" game. Hate it.
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Yeah,and I see her occasionally every week,but I`ve managed to suppress it
Pho3nix said:
The girl who was stalking you??
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Nah,she`s still there...creeping,
this is the short haired blond beauty...
YingYang said:
Seems like nukeyboy is both confused and confusing! :p
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I agree,maybe it`l be enough to make a thread in the near future
Komrun said:
I won't be there long enough to make the coffee trip reasonable! :(

Yeah...I would! but as I said it's a bit difficult with 2-3 other people around! :/
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Send her a note,like how we did in primary school
"wanna hang out? 021 447 9762"

if all else fails,Do the creep
 
Nicci said:
Ok, as a girl, let me just step right in and tell you a thing or two. It would appear that you have NO confidence. Man up, and ask her out. She says no, so what, its not the end of the world, laugh, and move right along. Its her loss.
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*mans up*

Niccoletta, I think we should go out.
 
abzo said:
*mans up*

Niccoletta, I think we should go out.
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Nowayman! We all know women like bad guys.

"Nicoletta, you know what the best part about a conversation with you is? I get to look into your beautiful eyes and once you turn around and walk away I get to look at the ass of a supermodel, so I'm giving you the opportunity to explore the possibility of becoming Ms Yang by following me to the copier room"
 
Ok let me try again.

Hey niccoletta, didn't your mama tell you to appreciate the little things things in life? Well, here you go. *unzips*
 
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