Your breakups - How has it been?

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Heita_Hola said:
My thoughts exactly. 2.5 years without annoying her? That's impossible.


Unless he is seeing 10x girls that he never has time to annoy her.
Let me tell you a little secret: if a guy doesn't annoy you for such a long time, he has some biatch he's screwing on the side. :)

/runs for cover.
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More than likely a dude... :erm:
 
Heita_Hola said:
My thoughts exactly. 2.5 years without annoying her? That's impossible.


Unless he is seeing 10x girls that he never has time to annoy her.
Let me tell you a little secret: if a guy doesn't annoy you for such a long time, he has some biatch he's screwing on the side. :)

/runs for cover.
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Yes. Unless he's one of those boyfriends that require AA batteries. :D
 
I'll say this.. canadian chicks = :wtf:

was a meeeeeeeeeesy breakup, which including getting locked into a bedroom, cutting my bank cards in half, being attacked with a big ass lever arch file.. You know one of those thick ones the masters students use! :(

that was recent, then there was the other one where she cheated on me with one of my best friends..

oh yes, she is married to him now with a kid...

:wtf:
 
killadoob said:
Dude why do you say it like that?

Why not just say they enjoy sex? :D.
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You don't know Table View girls bud.

You have absolutely no idea what you are dealing with. Dip and run aint going to cut it I'm afraid. They have very accurate long distance missiles that they deploy at any unnexpected moment which release 10 tons of baggage on their target.
 
Datura said:
Geez HTC. Sure know how to pick 'em :wtf:
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OMG tell me about it..

Ive been single (except the rebound) after I gave the canadian beaver the boot... and not quite sure Im ready to dive back in! :confused:

Seems I do attract a rather odd type.. or maybe its me... :whistle:

/remembers how damn hot the canadian was though!!! :)

/remembers the basket weave method! ;)
 
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seriously how do I know if its ME or not? :confused:

I either attract attract cute young girls (i fold), chicks with serious baggage or chicks that are engaged!

there is something weird about a girl engaged saying to your face that you are hot! :love:

:wtf:
 
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HTC_guy said:
seriously how do I know if its ME or not? :confused:

I either attract attract cute young girls (i fold), chicks with serious baggage or chicks that are engaged!

there is something weird about a girl engaged saying to your face that you are hot! :love:

:wtf:
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Seriously?

That's messed up.
 
Datura said:
You don't know Table View girls bud.

You have absolutely no idea what you are dealing with. Dip and run aint going to cut it I'm afraid. They have very accurate long distance missiles that they deploy at any unnexpected moment which release 10 tons of baggage on their target.
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It would seem you're right:

http://capetown.gumtree.co.za/c-Com...-neither-will-your-husband-W0QQAdIdZ180465679

To the lady who take took a ride with me on the Tableview bus. That was something special which i wont forget and wont do again. I found out this morning i have crabs,please check yourself out, before you pass it on to your husband.
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all my brakeups have been quite peacfyl, with one of us saying "I don't think this could work" But my last GF (who I fell in love with, I relise now it wasn't really love for the others) purposely drifted away from me, then I finally convinced her to tell me whats wrong and she dropped the bomb..... damn it hurt :(
 
BrendanD said:
Ladies, I hope you're taking notes. A woman who enjoys Vonnegut - this is how stalkers are made.
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I'm into the literary geniuses of our time and have always appreciated an extremely dry sense of humour, especially Vonnegut's rather cynical opinions and observations of those around him.
Don't stalk me! :o
 
Picard said:
How has your breakups with your girl-/boyfriend been.

Were yours always accompanied by fighting, grief and pain.

Or was it perhaps a tepid affair in the sense that you just drifted away from each other.
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Lol. First break-up (only ever dated after school) I went crazier than a rabid dog walking down the street. Never ate a thing for I think it was 4 days or something, got fk drunk with no food in me and massive alcohol burn (family member almost took me to hospital thinking I was dying haha), broke some furniture, drove off with no destination and got lost, had the doc at work thinking I was on drugs coz I did take something someone gave me (not sure what it was), and basically stayed in bed for a long time :whistle:

Then I got up and decided enough is enough and asked another girl out I kinda liked...we had one date but the first girl who broke up with me had a fight with her about it and I was like WTF. So that ended before it began with the new girl not wanting to be involved with that. Then I heard the first girl wanted to try start over much later but because I was dating someone else (my second long term relationship) it fell through. Not nice to hear that sort of shyte after going through all the nonsense.

Yeah that one taught me enough :o :D those days are over now haha
 
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