Your first time

Met up at "Faces" (old Elizabeth Hotel in PE).
Both a tad inebriated.
Walked across the road to Kings Beach.
Humped like Duracell bunnies on the beach.
Sand all over the place.
Both of us were raw for days afterwards...
Never humped on the beach again (without a towel!!).
 
Ninja'd said:
I was fast asleep insided my own tent when my uncle zipped it down and came in and forcefully woke me up. He said he had something special for me and handed me a condom. He told me that I should be relaxed and I had to take my time.
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Sounds more like a news24 story to me :D:p
 
Ninja'd said:
I was out camping with the family. I was fast asleep insided my own tent when my uncle zipped it down and came in and forcefully woke me up. He said he had something special for me and handed me a condom. He told me that I should be relaxed and I had to take my time. So I went outside to meet the chick who I hooked up with and we went to a secluded spot on the beach and I completely forget everything my uncle told me. To sum it up it wasn't good the first time but I had a week to practice it there.
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:wtf:
 
Pooky said:
Hasn't happened yet lol. Not sure I should be admitting this.
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It's fine Pooky - I waited for "the one" too.
Was a bloody long wait (over 30 years) but was well worth it and I'm still happily married after more than two years.
First time was fantastic and it just gets better with time.

People gave me all the crap about having to "practice" or "how do you know you're sexually compatible unless you sleep around" before getting married.
It's a load of bollocks - if you want to wait then it's your own choice but don't let anyone pressure you if you think that waiting is the best thing for yourself.
 
Paul_S said:
It's fine Pooky - I waited for "the one" too.
Was a bloody long wait (over 30 years) but was well worth it and I'm still happily married after more than two years.
First time was fantastic and it just gets better with time.

People gave me all the crap about having to "practice" or "how do you know you're sexually compatible unless you sleep around" before getting married.
It's a load of bollocks - if you want to wait then it's your own choice but don't let anyone pressure you if you think that waiting is the best thing for yourself.
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Bloody hell! You should've been a shaolin monk.

Not that there's anything wrong with waiting.
 
Ninja'd said:
I was out camping with the family. I was fast asleep insided my own tent when my uncle zipped it down and came in and forcefully woke me up. He said he had something special for me and handed me a condom. He told me that I should be relaxed and I had to take my time. So I went outside to meet the chick who I hooked up with and we went to a secluded spot on the beach and I completely forget everything my uncle told me. To sum it up it wasn't good the first time but I had a week to practice it there.
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That certainly had a much happier ending than I was anticipating when I first began reading your post and got to 'uncle'.
 
Ninja'd said:
Bloody hell! You should've been a shaolin monk.

Not that there's anything wrong with waiting.
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I not so sure about this. Getting married to "the one" and finding out that you're sexually incompatible is going to be a massive issue - sex plays a major part in any marriage, as it should. Sometimes you get lucky, but I wouldn't advocate it.

Same goes with living together, I wouldn't marry someone I've never spent an excessive amount of time with without wanting to suffocate her in her sleep!

Edit: I believe the expression is "chef in the kitchen, a lady in the living room and a whore in the bedroom" ;)
 
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imajin said:
is that where your forum nick comes from? :D
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Was wondering the same thing :D

Ninja'd said:
I was out camping with the family. I was fast asleep insided my own tent when my uncle zipped it down and came in and forcefully woke me up. He said he had something special for me and handed me a condom. He told me that I should be relaxed and I had to take my time. So I went outside to meet the chick who I hooked up with and we went to a secluded spot on the beach and I completely forget everything my uncle told me. To sum it up it wasn't good the first time but I had a week to practice it there.
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Awesome your uncle got you a hooker!
 
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