Your first time

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so, do you still remember the first time you "really did it"? where was it? how long did it last? did you feel like a real man/woman afterwards?
 
You can barely look at someone after the first time.

Who knew it was so hard to get it right, it's not like that in Hollywood and how the fsck do you use a condom, I'm sure it was on backwards. Geez, is she crying from pain, laughter or happiness and what the hell is that wet spot?
 
My ex gfs house and I was a man in bed and also felt like one afterward :D Lasted pretty long though I do have my couple of minute days
 
Is OP a Virgin ?
LOL! guess i asked for it huh? nope, OP is not a virgin, happily married in fact. just curious, is all.

You can barely look at someone after the first time.

Who knew it was so hard to get it right, it's not like that in Hollywood and how the fsck do you use a condom, I'm sure it was on backwards. Geez, is she crying from pain, laughter or happiness and what the hell is that wet spot?
this man speaketh the truth.
 
Can't remember much, was pretty hammered. Happened in first year university though.

Virginity is overrated IMO (well for guys at least). I liken it to a cold pool - you get guys who dip their toes for 30 minutes before putting their foot in, and you get guys who just jump in and get it over with so they can start enjoying themselves.
 
yeah i remember it..not very well but remember the experience.

She was experienced, did most of the work, i remember being so nervous that it was only half way through that in my mind I was like...."I'm having sex!!"
Lasted long enough, was to nervous to enjoy it properly i think.
 
Hasn't happened yet lol. Not sure I should be admitting this.

No Pooky, you should not. We're sending you a special gift this evening though, her name is Amber and she's there for the night ;)
 
I was out camping with the family. I was fast asleep insided my own tent when my uncle zipped it down and came in and forcefully woke me up. He said he had something special for me and handed me a condom. He told me that I should be relaxed and I had to take my time. So I went outside to meet the chick who I hooked up with and we went to a secluded spot on the beach and I completely forget everything my uncle told me. To sum it up it wasn't good the first time but I had a week to practice it there.
 
I was out camping with the family. I was fast asleep insided my own tent when my uncle zipped it down and came in and forcefully woke me up. He said he had something special for me and handed me a condom. He told me that I should be relaxed and I had to take my time. So I went outside to meet the chick who I hooked up with and we went to a secluded spot on the beach and I completely forget everything my uncle told me. To sum it up it wasn't good the first time but I had a week to practice it there.

Not creepy at all :wtf:
 
I was out camping with the family. I was fast asleep insided my own tent when my uncle zipped it down and came in and forcefully woke me up. He said he had something special for me and handed me a condom. He told me that I should be relaxed and I had to take my time. So I went outside to meet the chick who I hooked up with and we went to a secluded spot on the beach and I completely forget everything my uncle told me. To sum it up it wasn't good the first time but I had a week to practice it there.
mighty nice uncle you got there.
 
Hasn't happened yet lol. Not sure I should be admitting this.
Now what the hell are you waitin for?

Just so you know, there won't be any fireworks.
It will be just....meh! At least that's how my first time was. It was over so quickly I wondered what all the hype was about...LOL :D
 
I was out camping with the family. I was fast asleep insided my own tent when my uncle zipped it down and came in and forcefully woke me up. He said he had something special for me and handed me a condom. He told me that I should be relaxed and I had to take my time. So I went outside to meet the chick who I hooked up with and we went to a secluded spot on the beach and I completely forget everything my uncle told me. To sum it up it wasn't good the first time but I had a week to practice it there.

Did your uncle "warm her up" for you? :erm::D
 
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I was out camping with the family. I was fast asleep insided my own tent when my uncle zipped it down and came in and forcefully woke me up. He said he had something special for me and handed me a condom. He told me that I should be relaxed and I had to take my time. So I went outside to meet the chick who I hooked up with and we went to a secluded spot on the beach and I completely forget everything my uncle told me. To sum it up it wasn't good the first time but I had a week to practice it there.

Oh sh#t...you meant the tent. LOL
 
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