Your worst/funniest date

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What has been your worst or funniest date ever?

I've had many but the worst was movies where the guy had really bad body odor..the kind where its not just sweat :sick: Which was made worse by the close proximity of watching movies. AND then he repeatedly tried to hold my hand in the cine. :wtf:
 
_Hecate_ said:
What has been your worst or funniest date ever?

I've had many but the worst was movies where the guy had really bad body odor..the kind where its not just sweat :sick: Which was made worse by the close proximity of watching movies. AND then he repeatedly tried to hold my hand in the cine. :wtf:
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Yeah thats the thing with dating homeless guys:erm:

Edit: You a chick or batting for the other team:whistle:
 
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_Hecate_ said:
What has been your worst or funniest date ever?

I've had many but the worst was movies where the guy had really bad body odor..the kind where its not just sweat :sick: Which was made worse by the close proximity of watching movies. AND then he repeatedly tried to hold my hand in the cine. :wtf:
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Sound like Helldate!
 
_Hecate_ said:
What has been your worst or funniest date ever?

I've had many but the worst was movies where the guy had really bad body odor..the kind where its not just sweat :sick: Which was made worse by the close proximity of watching movies. AND then he repeatedly tried to hold my hand in the cine. :wtf:
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que?
 
Wikkels88 said:
You get fantasies and then you get the psychological disorders, know the difference:p
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:erm:
Wasnt an "explicit" date but we just got together to help out at an old age home....
The night before we argued and stuff.
during our break we made up and she took me aside and knocked my lights out(had a concussion afterwards)
 
nukefission said:
:erm:
Wasnt an "explicit" date but we just got together to help out at an old age home....
The night before we argued and stuff.
during our break we made up and she took me aside and knocked my lights out(had a concussion afterwards)
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were you violated? :p
she sounds crazzyyyy
 
nukefission said:
:wtf: Did you know her for a long time atleast? :p Or out of the blue ?
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I knew her for about a month.
I also went out with a gold digger who called me cheap (she was right) cause I didn't want to buy drinks for her friends who were already in the club. Left her high and dry inside.

Sucks about your ordeal.
 
Way back, when I decided to try the NSA approach, this happened:

He picked me up and we went over to his house for supper and sex. After we got there,

1. Found out that one of his friends was supposed to come over to help him with something; he invited him to have supper with us.
2. After supper he told the friend "we're just going to disappear for a while" and off we went to his bedroom.
3. Worst sex I've ever had in my life (we didn't even finish).
4. Afterwards he told me: "You mustn't blame yourself" and went into the en suite bathroom with his newspaper (no need to explain what he was doing). Not even closing the door.
5. Then he suggested that the friend and I should go out (in front of him).
6. Then he asked the friend who had been waiting patiently for the 15 min or whatever that we were gone, to take me home as he was tired.

I still think the whole situation was completely hilarious, but it turned me off NSA sex for life.
 
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