Your worst/funniest date

Was getting hot and steamy with this one chick. Got her naked. Turned her around. Bend her over... and found a small piece of toilet paper stuck to her be-hind.
 
Velenoso said:
Craziest date I ever had.. Went out after work once, ended up getting out of hand drank all night, took a lot of drugs, ended up picking up this chick from a club. Went to her place, spent the night drinking snorting MDMA and shagging. I did notice something was a bit "loose" down there, but I was ****ing wasted. 7am came and her kids came in ready for school! :wtf:

I was out of there in a shot. I remember I went to News Cafe that day and stayed there the WHOLE day, continued drinking. Damn those days were WILD. :o
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That's not a date. I call that a Saturday.
 
Johnone said:
Was getting hot and steamy with this one chick. Got her naked. Turned her around. Bend her over... and found a small piece of toilet paper stuck to her be-hind.
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Women deliberately leave it there to indicate their inclination towards anal sex.
 
VioletF said:
Way back, when I decided to try the NSA approach, this happened:

He picked me up and we went over to his house for supper and sex. After we got there,

1. Found out that one of his friends was supposed to come over to help him with something; he invited him to have supper with us.
2. After supper he told the friend "we're just going to disappear for a while" and off we went to his bedroom.
3. Worst sex I've ever had in my life (we didn't even finish).
4. Afterwards he told me: "You mustn't blame yourself" and went into the en suite bathroom with his newspaper (no need to explain what he was doing). Not even closing the door.
5. Then he suggested that the friend and I should go out (in front of him).
6. Then he asked the friend who had been waiting patiently for the 15 min or whatever that we were gone, to take me home as he was tired.

I still think the whole situation was completely hilarious, but it turned me off NSA sex for life.
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I hope some parts of this story is exaggerated, because a combination of any 2 of these points would have me in tears.
 
abzo said:
Yeah Violet. We'll take you out to dinner :twisted:
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Not exactly reassuring...

Ms_S said:
I hope some parts of this story is exaggerated, because a combination of any 2 of these points would have me in tears.
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No exaggeration, sorry.

(Oh yes, something else that was funny was the way he thought he was SO AWESOME despite all evidence to the contrary. "Scumbag Steve", as one of the previous posters put it, is very close to the mark.)

It wasn't all bad though, supper was good. :p

Plus, I got over one of my hang-ups, so I'm grateful for that.
 
A few years back when I still lived with my parents (conservative home). I was not allowed to date. Me and my girl (also from a conservative home) back then decided we would go to see a movie (Pirates of the Caribbean I think). So we each told our respective lies to our parents and off we went. The movie was great. When the ending credits came up, we moved towards the isle and just as we got there I see her parents in the row above us near the isle looking at me with those death stare like expressions. Needless to say I've never shat so many bricks in my life :D
 
I was throwing up, in the club and a friends girlfriend took me outside. 5 minutes later she was frenching me....go figure.
 
Screwed up the finances and attempted to tip the waiter like 50 cents or something.

/dies of shame

Background: Was paying cash, so has a choice between tipping cents and 200s.
 
ok.. I was in High School std 9 about (17 years ago about). Long story....

Met this lovely girl which was in another school. We made a date to see a movie (Money Train if I remember correctly). I wanted to borrow my dad's Nissan Bakkie (1400 bakkie). Now, my dad never lent his car to me or my brother. I actually got him to lent the car... (I only had my learners , I was driving for years). But I wanted to be independent from my parents on the date. I had my bike license have been riding bike for 2-3 years...

Went and pick the girl up. Got there. First thing her dad ask me , is if I have driver license (ooops) . I say no, but I'll go and fetch my brother to take us , he has a license (thinking I can make an excuse not to come back). No.. her mom would take us to the movies. I remember that I wished the earth could just swallow me (but my own fault for wanting the use the car).

So her mom took us... what a long ride that was. Date went well... we got along like a house on fire. Her mom picked us up (long ride again).

When we got to her house, I said thanks and goodbey before even setting a foot in the house and made a run for the gate.

Never spoke to her again afterwards. The shame was too much (and I assumed her father wouldn't approve of another date).
 
satanboy said:
I was throwing up, in the club and a friends girlfriend took me outside. 5 minutes later she was frenching me....go figure.
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she was trying to help you to get the bad taste out of your mouth :sick:
 
Fsck now that you mention it i really cant think fo going on many dates :|
 
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