Your worst/funniest date

Started well, she invited me back to her place. Got totally wasted then attacked me physically!

Don't ask me why but after countless begging on her part there was a date 2 and she stopped drinking so we dated for a couple of months...
 
Worst was my first date ever. Got told that I smelled funny, and was confused when she kissed me. :(
 
Went out for cocktails and some light food, she drank way to much and had to drive her home, she ended up vomiting on me, in my car, over herself. Texted me the next day to tell me what a great time she had...I am still not sure if it was a practical joke or not.
 
My worst date was when I thought I was being smart popping an LSD cap (many years back) in the back of the car on the way to the venue - I couldn't talk all night and she kept giving me funny looks. :p

My black friend, Ron the Bomb, took this woman out and spent a fortune on dinner thinking he was in luck. When he stopped outside his house, afterwards, she complained that she wanted to go home. He turned her upside down, shook her like a rag, gathered all the coins and notes that fell out, and told her to walk - I bet that was her worst date, ever. :D
 
FlatspinZA said:
My worst date was when I thought I was being smart popping an LSD cap (many years back) in the back of the car on the way to the venue - I couldn't talk all night and she kept giving me funny looks. :p

My black friend, Ron the Bomb, took this woman out and spent a fortune on dinner thinking he was in luck. When he stopped outside his house, afterwards, she complained that she wanted to go home. He turned her upside down, shook her like a rag, gathered all the coins and notes that fell out, and told her to walk - I bet that was her worst date, ever. :D
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lesson: have your own car

hes a douche btw
 
FlatspinZA said:
My worst date was when I thought I was being smart popping an LSD cap (many years back) in the back of the car on the way to the venue - I couldn't talk all night and she kept giving me funny looks. :p

My black friend, Ron the Bomb, took this woman out and spent a fortune on dinner thinking he was in luck. When he stopped outside his house, afterwards, she complained that she wanted to go home. He turned her upside down, shook her like a rag, gathered all the coins and notes that fell out, and told her to walk - I bet that was her worst date, ever. :D
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And now?
 
Getting pissed at a party, take a girly to the backseat of her golf, cannot get it up.:erm:..... walk back to the party and get all these stares and giggles from her friends. Did'nt stay long...
 
FlatspinZA said:
My worst date was when I thought I was being smart popping an LSD cap (many years back) in the back of the car on the way to the venue - I couldn't talk all night and she kept giving me funny looks. :p

My black friend, Ron the Bomb, took this woman out and spent a fortune on dinner thinking he was in luck. When he stopped outside his house, afterwards, she complained that she wanted to go home. He turned her upside down, shook her like a rag, gathered all the coins and notes that fell out, and told her to walk - I bet that was her worst date, ever. :D
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That's a cracker. Almost every African black guy I met expect sex of they've spent money on the girl. Ok we do as well. :p

Just kidding ladies. :cool:
 
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