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  1. W

    Will you become a millionaire?! Not this way....

    This job posting on Gumtree had me laughing, groaning, grimacing, and laughing: All round Webmasters My initial impression is that it is a scam. It is long winded and the carrot is seemingly large, but the language is horribly wrong. For example: WTF does that even mean?! It sounds...
  2. J

    RCS is a total joke - sends me "PLEASE CALL ME" type message

    I cannot believe what I experienced today. I applied for a RCS card this weekend, and today i get a "PLEASE CALL ME" type message (please call RCS on 0861729727 to finalize your RCS application) to phone back RCS. Where in your life have you seen a joke like this????? Do you know who sends...
  3. jes

    "JujuFriday" - Julias Malema Twitter joke analysed

    "JujuFriday" - Julias Malema Twitter joke analysed Not only can the origins of the event mocking the attempts of the ANCYL to close Twitter be traced, but a variety of statistics about the tweets are also publically available
  4. W

    Windows 2000 source code!

    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/source /* Source Code Windows 2000 */ #include "win31.h" #include "win95.h" #include "win98.h" #include "workst~1.h" #include "evenmore.h" #include "oldstuff.h" #include "billrulz.h" #include "monopoly.h" #include "backdoor.h" #define INSTALL =...
  5. jostian

    MWEB Uncapped...Joke!

    So I like many jumped at the 'uncapped' propaganda, took the plunge etc. not that I download a huge amount of stuff but I would often run out of my 5Gig before month's end... What a mistake, before I went down the uncapped highway to hell I was enjoying download speeds of 150 to 250 kb/s (ok...
  6. R

    What programming language should I learn first?

    Found here. :D In response to the question “Which programming language should I learn first?” - one user responds: Depends. To program in an expressive and powerful language: Python. To get a website up quickly: PHP. To mingle with programmers who call themselves "rockstars": Ruby. To really...
  7. Z

    Julius Malema and the Pope :D

    Just got this in an email and I thought I would share it. I thought it was farkin hilarious lol. Julius and the Pope The Pope and Julius Malema are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Julius and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I...
  8. R

    MWEB does not give a crap!

    * Rant Warning * I probably a bit late only realising this now, but sheesh, they just don't give a crap. We have been sitting without our domain for more that two days due to an account descrepancy and they just dont care. They go home at 16:10, they don't return phone calls or voice...
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