There are a few ways of approaching the Alex Hleb story in The Guardian this morning.
The first is The Guardian method - headlining the news that Arsene Wenger has accused Inter Milan of tapping up the Arsenal midfielder. It's not the most dramatic headline in media history but it will suffice for attracting attention.
The second is reflecting on the claim that, on the eve of Arsenal's Champions League tie with AC Milan, Hleb left the Gunners camp to hold talks with Inter Milan along with his agent. That's not so much tapping up as merely opening the door after someone has knocked on it. And what, pray, does it say about Hleb's commitment to Arsenal?
The third is contemplating the curious explanation for Hleb's disappearance from Arsenal's hotel: he required an ice cream. And went to find it in a taxi. With his agent. In early March.
Now Transfer Gossip thinks about it, there's a fourth approach to this remarkable story: read a few extracts for yourself...
'Arsène Wenger is considering reporting Internazionale to Uefa for tapping up Alexander Hleb. The Arsenal midfielder left the team's hotel the night before the second leg of their Champions League last-16 tie against Milan two weeks ago with the agent Claudio Vigorelli and is believed to have travelled to Inter's offices on Via Durini.
'Vigorelli is an associate of Vincenzo Morabito, a leading international agent who has dealt frequently with Premier League clubs and is a director of the leading English agency First Artist. Yesterday Morabito denied there had been a meeting with Inter but conceded that Vigorelli and Hleb had shared a taxi from the Melia Felix hotel, where Arsenal were staying, and that Wenger had made a complaint.
'It's true that Hleb saw Vigorelli and they went out from the Melia Felix but it's not true that they went to talk to Inter Milan," said Morabito. "They went for an ice-cream. We are sorry that Mr Wenger took it badly and complained because we have a good relationship with him."