Pixual
Expert Member
I've spent the past three weeks "experiencing" the service from Telkom when it comes to getting an ADSL line put in at home.
I applied for a 384/2gb service (with Telkom as the ISP) in the middle of December. I wanted to do a self-install.
After a few days I got a call from some person at one of their many centres advising me that my application would be up and running before the end of December. My line was fine, the exchange could handle it and the technician would be around to connect me soon (recall my "Telkom Dirty Tricks" thread).
Without going back into that story again, I got another call from the ADSL centre early last week telling me that my ADSL line would be ready within 7 days and that somebody would call me to confirm, however I could go to any Telkom centre to pick up the modem and self-installation guide.
To cut a long story short, over the past three days I have been called by no fewer than 5 different people to tell me that my line was ready and that I should be able to verify the installation and complete the self-install.
Uh-uh. Not that simple. All I got from my modem was a flashing green DSL light. Nothing else. I called them on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday about this. No one could tell me what the problem is other than to contradict one another about whether the line was activated or not. %*&@ÂŁ$!!
So today I get another call from Telkom's "God Help Me" centre asking me why I haven't activated my DSL service yet.
I explain the problem again and get told that someone will contact me shortly. Three hours later I get a call from some techie in Cape Town telling me that there is no reason why I shouldn't be getting a steady DSL light on my modem. The modem must be faulty.
So I take the modem back to Telkom and get a new one. I plug it all in and bingo! I get a steady green light. I complete the verification procedure but...I get as far as the last check point (something about connecting to the internet) and it just hangs. No dice.
I call the God Help Me Centre again and explain the situation again. They put me though to some guy who was reading instructions off a cue card, going through the modem setup again. Diagnostics still tell me I have no internet connection. We change the login details to the Telkom guest account and voila! we have internet connection. Change it back to my log in and we have nothing. We do this three or four times and the guy reading the idiot board tells me something about the account not being made active yet. I'll need to phone my service provider. &*ÂŁ@%ÂŁ!! YOU ARE MY FRIKKING SERVICE PROVIDER!!!!! ARE YOU RETARDED!!!!
Ten minutes later I am in my car back at the GD Telkom retail shop cancelling the whole ADSL application. I get in front of a representative and he tells me that my application hasn't been activated yet...
So help me, if I get charged anything for this I will never use a fixed line telephone system for anything ever again. I mean...how frikking hard can it be to get a goddam DSL service up and running?
I applied for a 384/2gb service (with Telkom as the ISP) in the middle of December. I wanted to do a self-install.
After a few days I got a call from some person at one of their many centres advising me that my application would be up and running before the end of December. My line was fine, the exchange could handle it and the technician would be around to connect me soon (recall my "Telkom Dirty Tricks" thread).
Without going back into that story again, I got another call from the ADSL centre early last week telling me that my ADSL line would be ready within 7 days and that somebody would call me to confirm, however I could go to any Telkom centre to pick up the modem and self-installation guide.
To cut a long story short, over the past three days I have been called by no fewer than 5 different people to tell me that my line was ready and that I should be able to verify the installation and complete the self-install.
Uh-uh. Not that simple. All I got from my modem was a flashing green DSL light. Nothing else. I called them on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday about this. No one could tell me what the problem is other than to contradict one another about whether the line was activated or not. %*&@ÂŁ$!!
So today I get another call from Telkom's "God Help Me" centre asking me why I haven't activated my DSL service yet.
So I take the modem back to Telkom and get a new one. I plug it all in and bingo! I get a steady green light. I complete the verification procedure but...I get as far as the last check point (something about connecting to the internet) and it just hangs. No dice.
I call the God Help Me Centre again and explain the situation again. They put me though to some guy who was reading instructions off a cue card, going through the modem setup again. Diagnostics still tell me I have no internet connection. We change the login details to the Telkom guest account and voila! we have internet connection. Change it back to my log in and we have nothing. We do this three or four times and the guy reading the idiot board tells me something about the account not being made active yet. I'll need to phone my service provider. &*ÂŁ@%ÂŁ!! YOU ARE MY FRIKKING SERVICE PROVIDER!!!!! ARE YOU RETARDED!!!!
Ten minutes later I am in my car back at the GD Telkom retail shop cancelling the whole ADSL application. I get in front of a representative and he tells me that my application hasn't been activated yet...
So help me, if I get charged anything for this I will never use a fixed line telephone system for anything ever again. I mean...how frikking hard can it be to get a goddam DSL service up and running?