Advice on purchasing a Porsche

grantza said:
me ding a car on new years eve ?

beer, whiskey, tequila, champagne, absinth . . .and the distinct possibility of other "recreational" substances
what could possibly go wrong with me being unleashed in a porsche ?

oh ye of little faith :D


but should the worst case scenario arise, there is always this one laying about (you may remember it) :D
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Here's my keys....

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tRoN said:
Here's my keys....

Use my Uber code, uberskinnyd, and get R90 off your first Uber ride. Redeem it at https://www.uber.com/invite/uberskinnyd
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cant begin to tell you how many times i have had to take a taxi home after "nipping out for a quick drink".

i have taken taxi's home because i couldn't find my car.

i have had a taxi driver chuck me out cause i was too trashed to recognize my house (we drove back and forth about 3 times), with me continually shouting "there, there it is" followed by "no no, carry on a bit".

on another occasion, i had a taxi take me home, had no cash left & told him to hang on for a minute or two in the driveway while i grabbed some cash - and promptly passed out mid wallet search.

and a few other incidents which are better to pretend never happened
 
grantza said:
cant begin to tell you how many times i have had to take a taxi home after "nipping out for a quick drink".

i have taken taxi's home because i couldn't find my car.

i have had a taxi driver chuck me out cause i was too trashed to recognize my house (we drove back and forth about 3 times), with me continually shouting "there, there it is" followed by "no no, carry on a bit".

on another occasion, i had a taxi take me home, had no cash left & told him to hang on for a minute or two in the driveway while i grabbed some cash - and promptly passed out mid wallet search.

and a few other incidents which are better to pretend never happened
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Hahaha

You should write a book. Here is a title. Credit me.

"Chronicles of inTAXIcation"
 
grantza said:
cant begin to tell you how many times i have had to take a taxi home after "nipping out for a quick drink".

i have taken taxi's home because i couldn't find my car.

i have had a taxi driver chuck me out cause i was too trashed to recognize my house (we drove back and forth about 3 times), with me continually shouting "there, there it is" followed by "no no, carry on a bit".

on another occasion, i had a taxi take me home, had no cash left & told him to hang on for a minute or two in the driveway while i grabbed some cash - and promptly passed out mid wallet search.

and a few other incidents which are better to pretend never happened
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Lol

Sounds like a scene from a movie
 
Pitbull said:
I saw a Porsche I can afford today on Autotrader

After watching the Patagonia TG special, that 928 doesn't seem like a bad buy.
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928 has always been a special car, love the headlights on it. I would be careful about those two on auto trader though, i would get them checked out thoroughly.
 
phiber said:
928 has always been a special car, love the headlights on it. I would be careful about those two on auto trader though, i would get them checked out thoroughly.
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On a budget like that I would look for a super clean 924. Easier to work on. Lighter. Fun!
 
SauRoNZA said:
Well the logic is the same.

It wasn't the cars fault, but the idiot behind the wheel.
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True, you called Paul Walker an idiot though. No way he could have known the other dude is going to drive like a c()nt.

Paul Walker did many great things, he was a victim in this. Don't hate.
 
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