A timeline of pain if you will, feel my pain, and feel free to suggest alternatives:
2014-03-18: ticket logged with afrihost support saying my 40mbps VDSL is performing very poorly
2014-03-19: notified I should retest as changes have been made, replied with test result still poor
http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/3380423934
2014-03-19 still: support asks me to perform a couple of tests comparing telkom guest account with afrihost account, I oblige and send proof that telkom is flying at 37mbps while afrihost is stuck at 5mbps
2014-03-20: support tells me they will escalate as they can see the telkom account is outperforming afrihost
2014-03-24: asked support for an update as I've had radio silence since this 'escalation', support replies there is a problem with my connection / router / some bs, I immediately reply referring to prior tests proving the opposite and reaffirm my line is syncing and has always synced successfuly at 40mbps
2014-03-25: support admits my line is syncing at 40mbps, tells me about telkom IPC problems in the area
2014-03-29: my latest afrihost invoice arrives for the full amount of a 40mbps account of course ... I shed a tear for the ZARs that are going down the toilet for zero benefit
2014-03-31: asked for an update as again I've had radio silence, I point support at the freaking news too
http://mybroadband.co.za/news/adsl/99404-afrihost-adsl-performance-problems-addressed.html and my latest depressing speed test
http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/3408585323 and include a screenshot of my line stats showing how beautiful it is syncing at 40mbps just in case I get more BS about that
2014-04-01: support tells me a telkom techie will be dispatched, I wonder wtf and whether or not this is a cruel April fools joke
2014-04-03: telkom techie phones me telling me my line is fine, I try to mask my utter surprise (sarcasm!) and ask him to please tell my oblivious ISP this fact as I seem to be speaking Klingon
Afriman, Afriguy, AfriANYONE ... WTF?!?