Everything with Afrihost was running smoothly until about more or less plus minus give or take

P) a week ago... It's been a long, hard, tiring week of dealing with YouTube no longer streaming like it used to (or streaming intermittently, which is arguably worse as I've never been a fan of teasing/silly buggers when it comes from people I pay money to) as well as streaming RADIO stations not streaming (or once again streaming intermittently)...
Because Afrihost is so dear to me and has served me so well up until now, I have blamed everyone and everything else for the INTENSELY annoying lack of performance of my 4mbps uncapped account. I've even gone as far as blaming my sister for installing the KickAssTorrents app on her tablet and have switched the entire device off in frustration numerous times (nearly causing a massive family fued in the process)... I have blamed every piece of software and every device with a network adapter in it for the issues I have been experiencing. I have even slapped our old VCR around and unplugged it just to be ABSOLUTELY certain that it's not a problem on my end (joke). I nearly went as far as blaming my poor, loyal mixed breed dog who is chilling in the back garden, but I thought I should just quickly pay MyBB a visit before I go to such extremes... Needless to say, after visiting this particular thread, I was sorely disappointed to discover that my favourite ISP was to blame for the aforementioned issues. I now have to go around apologising to every family member (as well as the poor defenseless VCR) who I have offended in my efforts to stop this tragic meltdown of my interwebs.
As I sit typing this now, the music which I am so desperately trying to stream from my beloved radio station in France sounds like this ----> (♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ [Deathly silence] ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ [Deathly silence] ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ [Deathly silence] ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ [Deathly silence] ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ [Deathly silence] ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ [Deathly silence]) Needless to say, I am ready to kill. But I digress...
Instead of sitting here and demanding 'better service or else I'll leave'... I am going to make Afrihost a once in a lifetime offer. Seeing as your profit margins are clearly not high enough for you to supply a reasonable service, I am offering to pay you MORE money. Yep, MORE MONEY, from the little guy at the bottom (Who would have thought hey)... I think I can manage an extra 50 bucks a month more for the return of my account's previously acceptable performance (and my sanity)... What do you say AfriMan? Is it a deal? Maybe clear it with Mr. Smiley first (Gian), before you commit to anything? I wouldn't want anyone to get into trouble...
Oh, and I've been through 40GB so far this month (Not too much I'd say) and according to the Client Zone, no shaping policies are being applied to my account...
SO, Mister AfriMan, DEAL or NO DEAL? Wat se jy my bra?