Anyone else not swooning over the Olympics?

[Ockie]

So many teenagers in the Olympics. And so skimpy.

Thank you Ancient Greeks. Just wish they kept the ancient dressing code.

Me too...seeing that there were no females in it and the men competed naked. Just saying

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Me too...seeing that there were no females in it and the men competed naked. Just saying

Tsek.

 

[DJ...]

Me too...seeing that there were no females in it and the men competed naked. Just saying

You could just be the first person I know to manage a w@nk while watching Ben Hur...

 

[GreGorGy]

Me too...seeing that there were no females in it and the men competed naked. Just saying

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did the Portuguese cross the road? Because he was, erm, stuck in the chicken.
Why did the Greek cross the road? Because he was, erm, stuck in the Portuguese.
Why did Ockie cross the road?
...well, you get the picture.


When properly (uncensored) told, this is my most offensive joke. Well, in the top 3...

 

[zippy]

Not everyone swoons over the rugby, cricket, football world cup either. It's okay. It's normal not swoon over a major sporting event.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Not everyone swoons over the rugby, cricket, football world cup either. It's okay. It's normal not swoon over a major sporting event.

Some people, like myself don't care for any sport.

 

[R13...]

Some people, like myself don't care for any sport.

Personally I don't trust guys who don't a like any sport .

 

[Garson007]

Personally I don't trust guys who don't a like any sport .

Yeah, I agree.

 

[copacetic]

Personally I don't trust guys who don't a like any sport .

Yeah, I agree.

Does muff diving count?

 

[Azbubu]

Does muff diving count?

Synchronized too? :erm: