Q: Dear Mr September, it will soon be November, when will the de facto wired fixed line monopoly, the only ADSL network operator in South Africa, bother to fully comply with !CASA's ADSL Regulations?
Q: Dear Mr September, I am one of your company's prisoners [aka customers], I suppose I should kiss your feet since I am fortunate enough to have HomeDSL313.6kbits/s, and cannot upgrade due to the copper distance being too long, however I would like to know why your company refuses to allow me to replace your pathetic HomeDSL313.6kbits/s service with your company's WiMax service which is supposedly 512kbits/s and allegedly available in my area? - the reason given by your minions is that I am not allowed to have WiMax since ADSL is available in my area, although most of my neighbours cannot get ADSL due to the niggly copper distance issue.
Q: Dear Mr September, do you not agree that your company, the de facto wired fixed line monopoly, is in fact the exact opposite of what a "Proudly South African" company should be, and how do you justify your company's exorbitant pricing, atrocious service levels, and shockingly low copper penetration rate?
Q: Dear Mr September, why are you still acting the part of CEO so many months after the former CEO was forced to """resign"""?
Q: Dear Mr September, is it not a fact that [searchforum]Steve "Chinese Maths" Hayward[/searchforum] is confounded by basic arithmetic, or is there some other reason why you promoted him after he had already resigned?
Q: Dear Mr September, about one of your company's many anti-competitive practices, why is it that your company has a considerably larger backhaul link installation backlog of links for Vodacom compared to the much smaller backlog of links for MTN, surely as customers, both Vodacom and MTN should receive equal priority, so is your company trying to tart itself up for its potential buyer, i.e. MTN?
Q: Dear Mr September, about one of your company's many anti-competitive practices, why are independent ADSL ISPs getting the runaround when placing wholesale ADSL Resell installation orders with your company as reported in the MyBroadband.co.za article "ADSL ISPs suffer at hands of Telkom"?
Q: Dear Mr September, do you realise that your company has the most hated brand and corporate identity of all South African companies and that consumers would rather get tied into iBurst's laughable 40MB per month 2 year contract instead of getting ADSL from your company?
Q: Dear Mr September, why is your company still operating illegally by failing to keep an up-to-date Register of Members, as required by the Companies Act [as amended]?
Q: Dear Mr September, apart from Poison Ivy at the Department of Communistications, who else holds A & B share certificates in an attempt to avoid being identified via the CompuShare list of shareholders that does not list A & B share certificate holders?
Q: Dear Mr September, considering that your company is infamously known for its monopolistic ineptness & incompetence, where your company's customers are charged exorbitant pricing with a business model that is based on the exact opposite of economies of scale, and the fact that your company has impressively positioned itself as the most hated South African company, as well as the fact that your company has so far failed to deliver its empty promises of providing services such as SHDSL [promised on 2005-11-01] and ADSL2+, leaving the majority of your ADSL customer-base with pathetic downlink speeds of considerably less than 384kbits/s, do you really think your company's new IPTV division and Pay-TV licence will be profitable and capable of competing, where IPTV requires considerably more bandwidth for high quality IPTV multicasts using the existing copper Local Loop infrastructure?
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