Got to love South Africa, where the companies/service providers/evil overlords think the customer is the enemy... I am rather glad I am leaving this place later.
Anyhow I solved the problem myself, went and got a prepaid MTN SIM, and put it in my own phone and changed all my important services (such as the security company and the bank) over to that MTN prepaid. Works, all the time, every time.
I eagerly await 2010 when this vodacom contract ends and I will take great pleasure in telling Vodacom to shove it as Vodacom is clearly not interested in my money anymore. Got bigger fish to fry eh? Spend over R500/month on a contract (R6k p.a.)- not good enough. One would think that in this economic climate it would be important to retain customers. Clearly not, some of us just have the wrong friggen idea. All I can say is, if I treated any of my customers this way I'd go out of business by March '09, and with that, lose my house, my car, and everything I've worked for, which clearly doesn't mean a jot to anyone here. But let's not forget, when you become a company as big as Vodacom, all you care about is $$$$$$ nothing else. Pure Greed!
Why should I fill in forms when there is a problem with your equipment.. iBurps, or Telkom, or any other SP are not as bad as they are, do not even make me jump through hoops like that, they send someone out without making me fill out forms/submit info, which, quite frankly could be misused. That info can be used to positively identify me on this forum and I choose not to allow that, as it is MY RIGHT to privacy especially since I do not trust South African forum admins.
Stop treating me like a 419 scammer. This is all I have to say. I do not expect a response since I solved the problem myself, but you can bet your ass I am going to tell everyone about this, even the people I work with, my business associates, everyone.
It is about time the customer in this country stood up and fought back against these cartels!
On and so by the way... the garbled speech continues. Received a call from a telemarketer yesterday I couldn't hear them in the garble... with full signal.

figures.