Bath vs Shower?

i only bath when i shave, which is about 3x a week. soaking helps with the stubbly bits, rest week i shower.
 
I like looooong relaxing showers.

It's just a pity that my landlady ever so often complains about the high electricity and water bill.

I tend to just sit and sweat in a bath. I know I will be scrupulously clean when I get out from under the shower.
 
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Shower how can you wallow in your own dirty water and expect to get clean ?

QFT! I only shower.

PROs:
1. It's faster
2. You're under clean water all the time
3. You can pee in the shower and hey presto - It's gone in a flash !

CONs:
1. You can't lie down
2. Farts don't make funky bubbles, but then again the noise they make as they echo off the shower walls is pretty cool too
 
everyone saying "how can you wallow in dirty water blah blah", just remember, most women bath instead of showering ...... I don't know about you chaps but I've never known any dirty women (well, not dirt dirty anyway ;))

Thats because they cream themselves afterwards and hey presto the dirt starts smelling great :p
 
hehe ....... bit hard to get the water in the shower to the ..... uhm .... gooch area, whereas in a bath, the boys are soaking nicely ;):D
 
hehe ....... bit hard to get the water in the shower to the ..... uhm .... gooch area, whereas in a bath, the boys are soaking nicely ;):D

Use one off those "plastic net scrubbers". Those things work like a charm. Works the soap up to a nice lather. To rinse, just bend forwards and open up those cheeks. For the front, 3 words ... "slosh the klosh".
 
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Use one off those "plastic net scrubbers". Those things work like a charm. Works the soap up to a nice lather. To rinse, just bend forwards and open up those cheeks.

:eek: ... lmao ... :sick:
 
ha ha ha, well bathing is actually better for you cause all the oils that your body uses don't get washed off meaning that your skin won't need as much moisture etc,

/Maybe thats why womans skins are soo soft?
 
shower... gets rid of any sexual vireeees also ...

QFT! I only shower.

PROs:
1. It's faster
2. You're under clean water all the time
3. You can pee in the shower and hey presto - It's gone in a flash !

CONs:
1. You can't lie down
2. Farts don't make funky bubbles, but then again the noise they make as they echo off the shower walls is pretty cool too

Whahahahahahahaa!! :D:D

Well i dont care wich one as long as I feel clean afterwards :)
 
I only bathe, I almost never shower. Then again, I am a girl :)

Mr Blu showers, but will enjoy a bath once in a blue moon, and then I will make it enjoyable for him by lighting candles in his bathroom, adding oil or foam to the water and letting him enjoy it for a good hour.
Mr Blu will probably never admit this in front of his friends.
 
I only bathe, I almost never shower. Then again, I am a girl :)

Mr Blu showers, but will enjoy a bath once in a blue moon, and then I will make it enjoyable for him by lighting candles in his bathroom, adding oil or foam to the water and letting him enjoy it for a good hour.

With a closed/locked door I presume. Mmmm....
 
We don't have a shower :(
I do prefer showers though.. but then again, it would be more difficult to use up my wife's bubble bath. :D
Heh, she got another bottle recently as a birthday gift (yeah don't ask), and said to me, "Here's another bottle of bubble bath for you" :D

And the primary reason men prefer showering: Not as messy to masturbate in the shower. :)
 
I always shower. Baths are useless, the tub is just to sort, i end up cold and hunched over and alone in a quiet room... kinda spooky.

I would bath all the time if it was a long tube filled with water and i can just lie down like in a bed that could be fun, or not cuz i might fall asleep and drown
 
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